Re: This Guy's Problem (TWS)
12-03-2011, 08:20 PM
Your PANIC levels are getting really high. The LORD does not take kindly to incompetent Solicitors.
You attempt another internalized MEGA-THOUGHT, but the PRESSURE is just too much. You FUMBLE with all of your puppets while speaking EVERYTHING THAT COMES TO MIND.
Your Spanish accent is drastically improved while in PANIC MODE but since Senor Sasparilla is hidden beneath your hat it just looks like you're talking to YOURSELF (how silly!)
"Jes - Yes, I'm afraid so your honor!" you repeat while frantically placing Lady Worpinshire back on your PINKY.
"Great idea." you whisper to the feminine puppet.
"You'll find a thorough explanation right over there!" You point while waggling Captain Dunglebee in the Lord's direction.
While the court is suitably distracted (they are not), you grab your puppet sack and run directly into the BURLY GUARD that was there to block your escape from your iron-bared DEFENSE CHAMBER.
As you pick yourself up from the floor, frantically reach to reclaim your puppets. While reaching for Bartleby you voice the very sound advice he probably would suggest were he a real person and not a puppet.
"Yes! Yes of course I see you have my um words confused given your uhm title, see I meant that GOD the LORD YOUR GOD that is has caused the corruption er no is responsible for..."
Oh what's this! Professor Newcastle where have you been!?
says the intellectual puppet that has found its way onto your ring finger.
"Yes uhm you see you all must have misheard... that...I mean that...scraggaly Andy here uhm..."
OH god it's HOBO JONES. He is out of the bag. He is looking at you. What is he saying? What is he whispering to you? Why is he out of the bag?
"SHUT UP HOBO JONES I CAN HANDLE THIS I AM NOT GOING TO BE BONED HERE NO NO I CAN DO THIS I AM A LAWYER!"
You break down sobbing incoherently.
You try to babble some more sensible puppet arguments but the sobbing gets in the way.
A clear crystalline voice speaks out from the other side of the room.
"Your Lordship, If I may, shall the Prosecution give it's closing argument?"
Oh LORD not this guy...
>_
You attempt another internalized MEGA-THOUGHT, but the PRESSURE is just too much. You FUMBLE with all of your puppets while speaking EVERYTHING THAT COMES TO MIND.
Senor Sasparilla Wrote:Steek to your guns, hombre. Ees the on'y way out of thees. "Jes, I am afraid so, joor honor."
Your Spanish accent is drastically improved while in PANIC MODE but since Senor Sasparilla is hidden beneath your hat it just looks like you're talking to YOURSELF (how silly!)
"Jes - Yes, I'm afraid so your honor!" you repeat while frantically placing Lady Worpinshire back on your PINKY.
Lady Worpinshire Wrote:>Shout "You'll find a thorough explanation right over there!" and point behind the Lord, then run away while they're distracted.
"Great idea." you whisper to the feminine puppet.
"You'll find a thorough explanation right over there!" You point while waggling Captain Dunglebee in the Lord's direction.
While the court is suitably distracted (they are not), you grab your puppet sack and run directly into the BURLY GUARD that was there to block your escape from your iron-bared DEFENSE CHAMBER.
As you pick yourself up from the floor, frantically reach to reclaim your puppets. While reaching for Bartleby you voice the very sound advice he probably would suggest were he a real person and not a puppet.
Bartleby Butterscotch Wrote:Quickly explain that when you say THE LORD you mean THE LORD YOUR GOD, and as such God is giving us all a test.
"Yes! Yes of course I see you have my um words confused given your uhm title, see I meant that GOD the LORD YOUR GOD that is has caused the corruption er no is responsible for..."
Oh what's this! Professor Newcastle where have you been!?
Professor Newcastle Wrote:>Backtrack! Backtrackbacktrackbacktrack! Put it on lesser members of the ROYALTY! After all, only a PERSON ASKING FOR BONAGE would say such a thing! Which calls into question SOME MEMBERS OF THE COURT and their DESIRES-
says the intellectual puppet that has found its way onto your ring finger.
"Yes uhm you see you all must have misheard... that...I mean that...scraggaly Andy here uhm..."
OH god it's HOBO JONES. He is out of the bag. He is looking at you. What is he saying? What is he whispering to you? Why is he out of the bag?
Hobo Jones Wrote:Break down sobbing incoherently.Break down sobbing incoherently.Break down sobbing incoherently.Break down sobbing incoherently.Break down sobbing incoherently.
"SHUT UP HOBO JONES I CAN HANDLE THIS I AM NOT GOING TO BE BONED HERE NO NO I CAN DO THIS I AM A LAWYER!"
You break down sobbing incoherently.
You try to babble some more sensible puppet arguments but the sobbing gets in the way.
A clear crystalline voice speaks out from the other side of the room.
"Your Lordship, If I may, shall the Prosecution give it's closing argument?"
Oh LORD not this guy...
>_