The Road To Arctic Base Winnipeg (TWS)

> Kitchen! Gotta unload that pocket, y'know.

>Check to see if there's any food in the kitchen. Stale chips, old packets of ramen, anything like that.

The kitchen contains several COUNTERS, a couple CABINETS, a REFRIGERATOR, a STOVE/OVEN and a MICROWAVE. As it happens, it contains very little in the way of food or drink; there's a FILTERED WATER PITCHER in the fridge, and you find about five boxes of AKBAR'S FALAFEL PUFFS WITH A SPECIAL SURPRISE INSIDE. You hope your team likes ARTIFICIAL TAHINI FLAVORING, since it's all you'll be having for the next couple meals.

Unload all of the pens into the mini-fridge.

Or the freezer. Never know when a frozen pen could come in handy.

> Hm. Wonder if you can sell some of these PENS on your way to WINNIPEG.

Struck by one of your FABULOUS MANAGER IDEAS, you toss about a hundred pens into the freezer. You save the other fifty or so to possibly sell in NEW YORK, so that you can get sandwiches for dinner instead of having to eat more FAKE FALAFEL.

Bedrooms. May as well see how you're going to sleep.

There's THREE BEDS, a TELEVISION, a couple LAMPS, and TASTEFUL FOREST GREEN CARPETING, as well as several windows and a SUN ROOF so that you can sleep looking at the stars. You've marked the smallest bed as YOURS AND YOURS ALONE, because a manager must make sacrifices, such as giving his employees larger beds so they can share.

That reminds you, you need to get that hobo to take a shower before you all head to bed.

Or, speaking of unloading, maybe the bathroom first.

Which reminds you, you have to use the facilities.

Upon doing so, you inspect the BATHROOM. It contains a TOILET (obviously), a SHOWER (stocked with SHAMPOO, SOAP, WASHCLOTHS and THOSE SCRUBBY THINGS THAT AREN'T SPONGES OR LOOFAHS), a SINK, a MEDICINE CABINET, and a HIDEOUS BROWN RUG. You decide to leave that RUG behind as fast as you can.

>Cargo hold!

The CARGO HOLD contains many, many CRATES OF COMPUTERS, as well as a STEEL SAFE for your profits, five EMERGENCY SHOTGUNS, a CROWBAR, and a SHITLOAD OF DUST. You cough repeatedly, which manages to scatter the dust, causing you to cough more. You do your best to escape this vicious cycle by leaving post-haste.