Re: Poe
10-28-2012, 05:59 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by BestTeaMaker.
Stop stop stop! You're just listing different random names. Some of them don't even sound like names. Look, fine, you don't have to tell me if you're so touchy 'bout it. Let's just concentrate on getting out of here.
...Alright, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so brash. It's just, I've been living most of me life alone. Yes, living the ol' bachelor's life, free from the fetters of commitment. I thought I had it all you know. Handsome plumage, loquacious suave, and even a special ability to set me apart from mundane ravens. I felt like the king of all birds, I did.
Then, when I got caught in that blasted quake, well, foolish ol' me thought I'd waste away. But, when I called, you came and helped me. So, I decided that maybe being with a companion wouldn't be so bad, y'know?
...Eb? Is that your name? Well, that's a rather neat name, I must say, Eb! One of a kind! Well, as a gentlebird, I should introduce myself as well. The name's--
Oh bollocks, please don't tell me this is the end of the road! There's nothing but a slavering beastie behind us! What do we do?!
...Ok, let's calm down and examine the situation closely. There must be a way out. I can feel the wind an' all. Look around and see if you find something out of the ordinary.
Jacquerel Wrote:Who cares?
I care because you're a good guy, and calling you Boy makes me feel like an old fogey. So could you tell me your name?
Tam Lin Wrote:Allan Edgars
Hob Wrote:Jedgar Daniels
ICan'tGiveCredit Wrote:> Vriska
xeroticDeceiver Wrote:> Gomer Pyle.
Loather of Irk Wrote:Double Vriska
ICan'tGiveCredit Wrote:Octa-Vriska
Hob Wrote:Vwiska
variegatedDreamraptor Wrote:> W. H. Leonard (but he goes by Henry)
CatcheJagger Wrote:Piece O'Shit
Collen Wrote:The Spelunker.
TobiasMoon Wrote:Adam
Dalmationer Wrote:>Rouge Morte
apatheticEnigma Wrote:Eddie A. Crowe
Stop stop stop! You're just listing different random names. Some of them don't even sound like names. Look, fine, you don't have to tell me if you're so touchy 'bout it. Let's just concentrate on getting out of here.
...Alright, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so brash. It's just, I've been living most of me life alone. Yes, living the ol' bachelor's life, free from the fetters of commitment. I thought I had it all you know. Handsome plumage, loquacious suave, and even a special ability to set me apart from mundane ravens. I felt like the king of all birds, I did.
Then, when I got caught in that blasted quake, well, foolish ol' me thought I'd waste away. But, when I called, you came and helped me. So, I decided that maybe being with a companion wouldn't be so bad, y'know?
...Eb? Is that your name? Well, that's a rather neat name, I must say, Eb! One of a kind! Well, as a gentlebird, I should introduce myself as well. The name's--
Oh bollocks, please don't tell me this is the end of the road! There's nothing but a slavering beastie behind us! What do we do?!