Re: This Guy's Problem (TWS)
12-02-2011, 07:58 AM
Senor Sasparilla Wrote:Keeping the REAL dirty business quiet: embezzling! By a clerk in the Lord's own offices, no less! Of course, they couldn't risk the Lord finding out. My client was framed! Framed for a convenient act of murder, in the name of revenge!
Hobo Jones Wrote:THE LORD HIMSELF!
Immediately regret this after saying it.
Bartleby Butterscotch Wrote:GOD!
Dandy Poppins Wrote:>A corrupt guardsman!
You hear the puppets shout at you in your head but you don't do the voices because there is A LOT OF PRESSURE HERE.
You have even stopped juggling as you do your best to combine all the ideas into a single cohesive MEGA-THOUGHT.
"REVENGE by GOD! Who frowned upon the embezzlement going on in the LORD'S court! His corrupt guardsmen could not risk the Lord finding out! So they FRAMED this hapless idiot for this horrendous murder! But who is ultimately responsible for this atrocity? Why none other than THE LORD HIMSELF, for allowing such unethical business practices to occur under his rule!"
There is a silence in the courtroom for a moment. A few members of the ROYALTY murmur amongst themselves. Then the Lord speaks:
"Solicitor, Are you seriously suggesting that this unspeakable act is a result of divine judgement on MY court?"
"Uhh...."
>_