The Road To Arctic Base Winnipeg (TWS)

> Did you remember to pack the miniguns. You can never be too careful.

The miniguns are already mounted on the roof and sides of the RV. RANDALL FROM ENGINEERING is currently performing maintenance on them.

>You'll need food. Go and raid the break room fridge.

You head off to the break room to find THAT HOMELESS GUY YOU HIRED FOR THREE BUCKS AND MEALS PROVIDED frantically eating absolutely everything he can find. You're pretty sure he hasn't eaten in like four days, so you decide it's best to leave him to it.

Eventually, he finishes his rampage, leaving nothing uneaten but a BLT and some BEEF-A-RONI. For some reason, he keeps kosher despite the fact that you're pretty sure he's not Jewish. You guess it's okay for him to be QUIRKY since at least it means he's not HORRIBLY INSANE or MAIMED AND CRUSHINGLY DEPRESSED like most of the other hobos. None of whom are like that because of your company's research and development of new products.

He turns around and wipes off his mouth with his grimy sleeve. "Yo, boss, ready to head out?" You sigh, nod, and pocket the BLT and BEEF-A-RONI. (+2 Rations Not Kosher)

>Don't forget to bring a few pens along. Wouldn't you know, you always can't find one when you need one most? It's just like that POPULAR OFFICE COMIC STRIP pasted up in the breakroom.

The two of you head over to Sales to see how Michael is doing collecting supplies that other people left behind. He appears to have a cardboard box full of various office supplies, half-consumed cans of soda, and what appears to be an experimental MOBILE TELEPHONE DEVICE. "How's this work, Frank?"

You rifle through it. "You didn't get any pens. We can't be out of pens when we need them most."

"But Frank, we're going to have one of those new computers in the RV! Who needs pens?"

"Get the fucking pens, Mike." He grumbles, grabs a couple stacks, and tosses them in the box.

Eliza from Marketing runs up. "Randall's got the thing ready. You think we should go? Everyone else has already headed out, and if our team's going to get the BIG BONUS, we're going to have to hurry." You and Mike roll your eyes simultaneously, while Homeless Guy sarcastically thanks her for the exposition.