Re: Bureaucracy (TWS)
12-01-2011, 11:45 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-25-2011, 08:52 AM by Ixcaliber.)
TITLE/S: Dr
FIRST NAME: Jeremy
SURNAME: Dent
SCRYNET MAILIDENT: dr_dent00124812@scrymail.net
GENDER: Elf
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Elf
RACE: Elven
AGE: 327
BUREAUCRAT CLASS: Tim
BUREAUCRAT RANK: 3.14
SPECIAL SKILLS: Druidism, Teamwork, Spreadsheets
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Nature Majyyyks
BUREAUCRAT IDENTIFICATION/AUTHENTICATION CODE: 123456
It only takes you a couple of minutes to fill this out, most of which is spent frantically searching through your employee log to see what bureaucrat class you have been artirarily assigned today. You don't even know what Tim class is, but that's besides the point. You dutifuly write it down with the other details requested. With your easy to remember ident/authent code (chosen for that exact reason) noted all you need now is give it your double authentication stamp of approval.
A cursory glance across your desk does not reveal the location of your unique authententication stamp. You check behind the forest of potplants you cultivate, in your drawers of confiscated wands (you have no idea why people keep giving you these and you can't find any information on the proper protocol to deal with them, so you tend to cover them in duct tape and stick them in a drawer labelled 'CAUTION'), amongst the kobold traps beneath your desk and finally in your briefcase. It is in none of those places.
The only conclusion is someone has stolen it, again. You scowl and flop back in your chair. You really hate it when people take your things without asking. You're going to need it back, but how?
FIRST NAME: Jeremy
SURNAME: Dent
SCRYNET MAILIDENT: dr_dent00124812@scrymail.net
GENDER: Elf
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Elf
RACE: Elven
AGE: 327
BUREAUCRAT CLASS: Tim
BUREAUCRAT RANK: 3.14
SPECIAL SKILLS: Druidism, Teamwork, Spreadsheets
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Nature Majyyyks
BUREAUCRAT IDENTIFICATION/AUTHENTICATION CODE: 123456
It only takes you a couple of minutes to fill this out, most of which is spent frantically searching through your employee log to see what bureaucrat class you have been artirarily assigned today. You don't even know what Tim class is, but that's besides the point. You dutifuly write it down with the other details requested. With your easy to remember ident/authent code (chosen for that exact reason) noted all you need now is give it your double authentication stamp of approval.
A cursory glance across your desk does not reveal the location of your unique authententication stamp. You check behind the forest of potplants you cultivate, in your drawers of confiscated wands (you have no idea why people keep giving you these and you can't find any information on the proper protocol to deal with them, so you tend to cover them in duct tape and stick them in a drawer labelled 'CAUTION'), amongst the kobold traps beneath your desk and finally in your briefcase. It is in none of those places.
The only conclusion is someone has stolen it, again. You scowl and flop back in your chair. You really hate it when people take your things without asking. You're going to need it back, but how?
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