Jackbot: Partial Eclipse

I don't suppose there's any chance the Monkey would have any Hydrogen or Hydrogen...izable... things on it or in it, would it?

You could dehydrate it, you suppose, but that would take a while. If you could find where it was getting WATER, though... you and TCAI might stand a chance.

Review your combat capabilities. And keep this as quick and clean as possible, will ya? You only have six hours and Tartar Ass is apparently already opposed to your breaking too much shit. I mean I guess you could genocide the wild(life?) to spite him but that seems time-consuming.

Hm. Normally, you are not designed to be a COMBAT ROBOT. There were other SECURITY SYSTEMS for that. You were designed to INTERFACE and ESTABLISH RAPPORT with the PILOT. This was VERY IMPORTANT as a LACK OF RAPPORT was shown to cause PARALYSIS, INSANITY, and, eventually, BRAIN DEATH.

Of course, it has BEEN A WHILE. You have several TALENTS and SKILLS that are applicable here, not least of which is your ABILITY TO ESTABLISH RAPPORT. You have found it fairly useful for ALL ORGANIC BEINGS, and for a while you found it quite fun to HAVE AN ANIMAL PARADE behind you. Unfortunately, TARTARUS found it had a lot of damage potential, so he LIMITED YOU TO THREE COMPANIONS.

You've downloaded all the KINESTHETIC COMBAT DATA you can stand. The MOST USEFUL in this situation would be UNARMED COMBAT. While you're not TRAINED BY A MASTER- at least, not directly, your ADVANCED HEURISTICS have proven useful in this regard.

Of course, there's also your PLASMA CANNON, but using that off BATTERY POWER is INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.