Sleepytime - FSEAC

>Begin asphyxiating without your snorkel.

Snorkel?

>Take just a tiny peek out from under the covers.

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He didn't say he was going to eat you, he said he was going to eat your sleep.

Well yeah. You already knew this. The monster that stands in your room as you speak, offering you warm glasses of milk, is not some bizarre terror from beyond the realms of your imagination. It is a known threat, something you have spent a not unreasonable time worrying about.



It is a somnivore. They take many sizes and shapes and apparently colours. They’re beasts drawn to mortal bedrooms to consume sleep itself. While at first glance this may not sound as deathly as if it were there to tear you limb from limb, it is perhaps worse. If you had the misfortune to slip into slumber, though god knows how that would happen with that monster staring at you, then you would simply never wake up. It’s said that in the days it would take you to starve, as the creature loomed over your sleeping form you would go through awful torturous nightmares that by the end would have you begging for an end.



You weren’t joking when you said you had The Most Impenetrable bedroom. It has never failed you… until now.

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This was going to be a longer update with more suggestions, but this seemed like a reasonable place to stop. May still use a couple of suggestions from last time.