Re: WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA N3: this is discouraging
02-11-2013, 10:01 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.
day shone over the forest BUT NONE OF YOU HAVE SEEN THE SUN FOR DAYS NOW MANNNNN.
Also accompanying this sunless suny day is the new bodies OF BODILISICOUS MURDERS.
“I went out for a haircut while you all were sleeping so I didn’t see anything,” Kerfufle said, “but I found these bodies and stuff and already ate their ghosts and all.
First, Kerfufle showed them the body of BERURU, in a nearby lake, apparently drowned, although nobody could figure out how anybody drowned an entire island.
absoluteCertainty was The Isle of Man, an entirle isle of man. The isle of man was also a renowned documentarian and so beruru was along for the ride just to document this whole paranormal thingy-whatsit. Of course, a documentary required a lot of cameras and that’s just what she had. CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. To make sure to not miss a thing.
Beruru was a Town Watcher. Each night, she would choose someone to set up cameras around so that she would see who visisted that person. The thing was, it’s hard for an island to really be able to distinguish faces, so beruru had trouble telling who actually visited each person. PROPAGNESIAAAAAAAAAAA. Though she would definitely know that someone visited someone, she could not tell who it actually was, and so would just get a random name instead.
Her bonus win was t osee this documentary through, meaning, to survive until the very end.
She didn’t.
Next up was the body of anacreon, wrestled into submission. Kerfufle sighed. “I rather liked him. Mostly because he bear-wrestled people.”
anacreon was an Amnesiac Bear-Wrestler Who Is Most Definitely Not a Demon. He looks suspiciously like a demon, though. He knew nothing at all about his childhood, other than that he was a really good bear wrestler. For some reaosn, though, people kept thinking he was a demon which was infuriating because he was obviously a bear-wrestler. God, it’s like people are just blind or something! Because of this, anybody who visisted ana would think that he was a demon.
He was a Town Bear-Wrestler, and every day he could choose someone to bear-wrestle. Ultimately, he wanted to find a bear to wrestle so that he could prove to everybody that he wasn’t a demon. Not only that, he was sure that if he successfully wrestled a bear, he would be able to regain his memories, which was his bonus goal. Unfortunately, he didn’t, so he doesn’t get his bonus goal.
“I guess we’ll never know who he really was,” said Kerfufle.
Day ends four days from now, February 15th, at 5 PM EST. With 12 alive, it takes seven to lynch. There’s no soft lynch anymore.
day shone over the forest BUT NONE OF YOU HAVE SEEN THE SUN FOR DAYS NOW MANNNNN.
Also accompanying this sunless suny day is the new bodies OF BODILISICOUS MURDERS.
“I went out for a haircut while you all were sleeping so I didn’t see anything,” Kerfufle said, “but I found these bodies and stuff and already ate their ghosts and all.
First, Kerfufle showed them the body of BERURU, in a nearby lake, apparently drowned, although nobody could figure out how anybody drowned an entire island.
absoluteCertainty was The Isle of Man, an entirle isle of man. The isle of man was also a renowned documentarian and so beruru was along for the ride just to document this whole paranormal thingy-whatsit. Of course, a documentary required a lot of cameras and that’s just what she had. CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. To make sure to not miss a thing.
Beruru was a Town Watcher. Each night, she would choose someone to set up cameras around so that she would see who visisted that person. The thing was, it’s hard for an island to really be able to distinguish faces, so beruru had trouble telling who actually visited each person. PROPAGNESIAAAAAAAAAAA. Though she would definitely know that someone visited someone, she could not tell who it actually was, and so would just get a random name instead.
Her bonus win was t osee this documentary through, meaning, to survive until the very end.
She didn’t.
Next up was the body of anacreon, wrestled into submission. Kerfufle sighed. “I rather liked him. Mostly because he bear-wrestled people.”
anacreon was an Amnesiac Bear-Wrestler Who Is Most Definitely Not a Demon. He looks suspiciously like a demon, though. He knew nothing at all about his childhood, other than that he was a really good bear wrestler. For some reaosn, though, people kept thinking he was a demon which was infuriating because he was obviously a bear-wrestler. God, it’s like people are just blind or something! Because of this, anybody who visisted ana would think that he was a demon.
He was a Town Bear-Wrestler, and every day he could choose someone to bear-wrestle. Ultimately, he wanted to find a bear to wrestle so that he could prove to everybody that he wasn’t a demon. Not only that, he was sure that if he successfully wrestled a bear, he would be able to regain his memories, which was his bonus goal. Unfortunately, he didn’t, so he doesn’t get his bonus goal.
“I guess we’ll never know who he really was,” said Kerfufle.
Day ends four days from now, February 15th, at 5 PM EST. With 12 alive, it takes seven to lynch. There’s no soft lynch anymore.