Re: WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA D3: Nobody started the bomb
02-09-2013, 08:12 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.
SO BORING THINGS HAPPENED IT WAS REALLY BORING AND DUMB BUT PEOPLE DECIDED TO MOB THAT PILOT GUY.
Once TehPilot realized people waere turning on him, he immediately SPLIT UP INTO TWO PEOPLE AND RAN IN TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS but Solaris still had the ring of nine dragons and caught both of them.
THEN THEY WERE BURNED AT THE STAKE.
"Ummm, nope. Not them."
TehPilot was (were?) Conjoined Twins...or to be accurate, Fake Conjoined Twins. In the typical carnival fashion, he was a totally fakey fake attraction for other people to gawk at. But he was certainly not willing to stick around and ESCAPED THE CIRCUS. Apparently, he thought it better to hang around a PARANORMAL INVESTIGATING GROUP or something. But despite his successful escape, he was always worried that the circus were only a few steps behind, ready to capture him once more and SQUEEZE HIS WORTH FOR ALL THAT IT WAS WORTH WHICH WAS NOT WORTH MUCH????
As he was actively avoiding the circus, he would not be affected by the effects of the circus visiting him. His bonus goal was to outlive the circus and we can all see how that worked out.
He was a Town Busdriver and, each night, could switch targets around and shit c'mon I know all of you expierienced the sheer confusion of that shit man djejez.
Kerfufle looked pretty content at like eating two ghosts at once instead of one. everybody felt sad with the heavy sadness of FAILURE.
It's nighttime now. Night ends two days from now, February 11th, or whenever everybody sends in all their actions and shit.
SO BORING THINGS HAPPENED IT WAS REALLY BORING AND DUMB BUT PEOPLE DECIDED TO MOB THAT PILOT GUY.
Once TehPilot realized people waere turning on him, he immediately SPLIT UP INTO TWO PEOPLE AND RAN IN TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS but Solaris still had the ring of nine dragons and caught both of them.
THEN THEY WERE BURNED AT THE STAKE.
"Ummm, nope. Not them."
TehPilot was (were?) Conjoined Twins...or to be accurate, Fake Conjoined Twins. In the typical carnival fashion, he was a totally fakey fake attraction for other people to gawk at. But he was certainly not willing to stick around and ESCAPED THE CIRCUS. Apparently, he thought it better to hang around a PARANORMAL INVESTIGATING GROUP or something. But despite his successful escape, he was always worried that the circus were only a few steps behind, ready to capture him once more and SQUEEZE HIS WORTH FOR ALL THAT IT WAS WORTH WHICH WAS NOT WORTH MUCH????
As he was actively avoiding the circus, he would not be affected by the effects of the circus visiting him. His bonus goal was to outlive the circus and we can all see how that worked out.
He was a Town Busdriver and, each night, could switch targets around and shit c'mon I know all of you expierienced the sheer confusion of that shit man djejez.
Kerfufle looked pretty content at like eating two ghosts at once instead of one. everybody felt sad with the heavy sadness of FAILURE.
It's nighttime now. Night ends two days from now, February 11th, or whenever everybody sends in all their actions and shit.