Business Bird

What's the weird cylinder thing next to your desk? In the corner over there?

This tube is your office's state of the art VACUUMAIL DEVICE. You push one button to receive any waiting mail, and you push another to send mail to another office. However, since you are a lowly peon, the second button still needs to be authorized for use.

Pick up the spilled pens and put them in your pocket. Y'never know when a few extra pens will come in stabby you mean handy.

You scoop up the fallen pens and add them to your BALLPOINT STASH.

> Empty one of those filing cabinets and push it over. Open each drawer a different amount and play it like a xylophone.

You would really love to start a new life as a filing cabinet xylophinist, but the best you can do with the free will of a stick bug is just sort of topple one of them over. Still nets you another +4 FW POINTS though. Seems like knocking over stuff always just gets 4 points.

If you don't have enough FREE WILL to name yourself, at least name your nifty new hat.

You name your hat JOSH.