WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA N5: nothing happened

Originally posted on MSPA by Paranoia.

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anyway

vote: a pear

i want to make him post. for reasons. those reasons being him not posting.

I'LL BE WITH YOU MAGGOTS IN A MOMENT.

I AM BUSY DISINFECTING MY PLACE FOR

AMERICA

ALSO A GODDAMNED COMMIE TRIED TO DISTRACT ME WITH A FULL BLOWN CIRCUS OF SHIT. HE SUCCEEDED, BUT IN DOING SO GAVE ME VALUABLE INTEL ON THE ENEMY.

YOU SEE NIGHT ONE I SCOUTED OUT MIRDINI, WAITING TO SEE IF ANY ENEMY COMBATANTS OR FRIENDLIES WOULD POP IN FOR A VISIT WITH HIM.

ALL I SAW OUT THERE WAS A WATCHER. SURE AS I NOTICED THEM THEY SAW ME.

AND THE NEXT NIGHT I WAS SENT OFF TO THE CIRCUS WITHOUT A CLUE AS TO WHY.

NOW SOLDIER, WHAT DOES THAT SOUND LIKE TO YOU?

BECAUSE IT SURE AS HELL SOUNDS LIKE A COMMIE WATCHER THOUGHT I WAS A COP CHECKING MIRDINI TO ME AND DECIDED TO FIND A WAY TO DEAL WITH ME THE NEXT NIGHT. I'VE NEVER BEEN ONE FOR THE QUIET APPROACH WHEN IT COMES TO WAR. I DON'T SNEAK WELL. THEY PREFER GROUCHY MIDDLE AGED MEN AND LATINO KIDS FOR THAT. MY THRASHING ABOUT WAS GOING TO DRAW ATTENTION OF SOME SORT, SO WHAT IF THEY JUST SHOT ME AND I LIVED?

NOW MAGGOTS, I DON'T BELIEVE CADET BEARS IS LYING ABOUT BEING ROLEBLOCKED. I BET WE BOTH WERE, AS I AM PRETTY DANG SURE I WAS SCUMBLOCKED LAST NIGHT WHILE BEARS MIGHT HAVE BEEN TOWNBLOCKED.

VOTE: AGENT

WHY SEEDY, CADET?

IN OTHER NEWS, CADET SEEDY, WE HAVE A MILLER CLAIM.

WE HAVE A COP CLAIM.

WE PROBABLY HAVE A GODFATHER OUT THERE HIDING IN THE BUSHES TO COUNTER THE MILLER CLAIM. THAT IS WHY CADET MIRDINI'S VOTE IS ON CADET BEARS - HE THINKS SHE'S SCUM AND THE GODFATHER.