Re: WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA D2: ONE DEATH??? IMPOSSIBLE
02-03-2013, 01:35 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.
Tea and Solaris stand opposing each other with the respective Shen Gong Wu they've found. Tea with the Changing Choptsticks, which gives him the power to shrink to a grain of rice, and Solaris with the Ring of the Nine Tragons with divides him to up to nine people, but also divides his intelligence, strength, so an and son forth. They each look at each other and go like "This is entirely useless for a fight."
"Too bad," says Kerfufle, "Gotta make due with what you got."
They face each other again and then suddenly Tea is charging towards Solaris, surprisingly fast! Solaris runs away, but Tea is quickly gaining on him! Then Solaris makes a sharp turn into the woods and Tea briefly loses him due to his momentum, but he continues to give chase.
Then nobody sees anything for a while beaause the trees are obscuring and shit and then SOLARIS RUNS BACK INTO THE CLEARING AND ALSO TEA AND FOR SOME REASON TEA HAS AN AXE, WHAT? WHERE'D HE FIND THAT? IS THAT XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN REGULATIONS?
"I'll allow it," Kurffufle says.
Solaris also seems to have found a knife or something WHERE ARE THESE EWAPONS COMING FROM?
Solaris trips and Tea is quick to take advantage of that, already standing over him, feet on his chest, ax at the ready.
SOLARIS THROWS THE KNIFE AT THIM but Tea just dodgees. Also man, that throw was really wide, c'mon, man you suck at trhowing.
Tea laughs and raises his ax but then someone taps his shoulder IT'S ANOTHER SOLARIS AND HE HAS THE KNIFE, HAVING CAUGHT IT WHEN THE FIRST SOLARIS THREW IT. The second Solaris swings the knife Tea-wards, but then TEA USES HIS CHANGING CHOPSTICKS TO DODGE.
Then one of the Solaris' just squishes him. Tea dies. Apparently a Solaris divided in two is still a somewhat competant Solaris.
"Oh wait, was I supposed to leave him alive for you guys to lynch?"
"Xiaolin Showdown isn't actually a battle to the death, but whatever," says Kerfufle as he eats the ghost of Tea.
"Hmmmmmm...nope, nope, this isn't it either...Whoops!"
A Killer Cuppa Tea was ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF. He was an ACTUAL CANNIBAL and was not above killing people to feast on their meatstuffs, but he quickly realized that in this environment, he didn't really need to do any killin at all to have a feast, so he elected to do nothing in favor of finding the villans. And then maybe eating them.
Because he didn't like seeing food go to waste, each night, Tea could eat someone's remains. This would infuse him with the power of the dead person, and he would gain a one-shot power. ('Someone's remains' in this case, actually could mean 'Kerfufle,' just making a note here.) Also, because he was a connoseuir of a cannibal, his bonus goal was to taste all four different flavors of corpses. But obviously he didn't have enough time to do that so HE FAILED.
Tea was a Town Cannibal.
In any case it was late now so everybody got ready for nighttime.
"Uh, guys," said Solaris, "I...I...caught the knife...in my hand...by the blade...can...can I...okay."
Solaris goes to sleep too instead of being a whiner WHAT A WHINER.
NIGHTTIME. Night will end two days from now on February 5th. Get alla yer night actions in real quick-like, m'kay?
XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!!!!
Tea and Solaris stand opposing each other with the respective Shen Gong Wu they've found. Tea with the Changing Choptsticks, which gives him the power to shrink to a grain of rice, and Solaris with the Ring of the Nine Tragons with divides him to up to nine people, but also divides his intelligence, strength, so an and son forth. They each look at each other and go like "This is entirely useless for a fight."
"Too bad," says Kerfufle, "Gotta make due with what you got."
They face each other again and then suddenly Tea is charging towards Solaris, surprisingly fast! Solaris runs away, but Tea is quickly gaining on him! Then Solaris makes a sharp turn into the woods and Tea briefly loses him due to his momentum, but he continues to give chase.
Then nobody sees anything for a while beaause the trees are obscuring and shit and then SOLARIS RUNS BACK INTO THE CLEARING AND ALSO TEA AND FOR SOME REASON TEA HAS AN AXE, WHAT? WHERE'D HE FIND THAT? IS THAT XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN REGULATIONS?
"I'll allow it," Kurffufle says.
Solaris also seems to have found a knife or something WHERE ARE THESE EWAPONS COMING FROM?
Solaris trips and Tea is quick to take advantage of that, already standing over him, feet on his chest, ax at the ready.
SOLARIS THROWS THE KNIFE AT THIM but Tea just dodgees. Also man, that throw was really wide, c'mon, man you suck at trhowing.
Tea laughs and raises his ax but then someone taps his shoulder IT'S ANOTHER SOLARIS AND HE HAS THE KNIFE, HAVING CAUGHT IT WHEN THE FIRST SOLARIS THREW IT. The second Solaris swings the knife Tea-wards, but then TEA USES HIS CHANGING CHOPSTICKS TO DODGE.
Then one of the Solaris' just squishes him. Tea dies. Apparently a Solaris divided in two is still a somewhat competant Solaris.
"Oh wait, was I supposed to leave him alive for you guys to lynch?"
"Xiaolin Showdown isn't actually a battle to the death, but whatever," says Kerfufle as he eats the ghost of Tea.
"Hmmmmmm...nope, nope, this isn't it either...Whoops!"
A Killer Cuppa Tea was ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF. He was an ACTUAL CANNIBAL and was not above killing people to feast on their meatstuffs, but he quickly realized that in this environment, he didn't really need to do any killin at all to have a feast, so he elected to do nothing in favor of finding the villans. And then maybe eating them.
Because he didn't like seeing food go to waste, each night, Tea could eat someone's remains. This would infuse him with the power of the dead person, and he would gain a one-shot power. ('Someone's remains' in this case, actually could mean 'Kerfufle,' just making a note here.) Also, because he was a connoseuir of a cannibal, his bonus goal was to taste all four different flavors of corpses. But obviously he didn't have enough time to do that so HE FAILED.
Tea was a Town Cannibal.
In any case it was late now so everybody got ready for nighttime.
"Uh, guys," said Solaris, "I...I...caught the knife...in my hand...by the blade...can...can I...okay."
Solaris goes to sleep too instead of being a whiner WHAT A WHINER.
NIGHTTIME. Night will end two days from now on February 5th. Get alla yer night actions in real quick-like, m'kay?