Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 09:00 PM
Schazer Wrote:Quick! Give yourself a name so you don't get ruthlessly slaughtered by the true protagonist of this story!
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Sadly, you lack the FREE WILL to give yourself a name. Right now you have about as much free will as a very slow baby.
Wheat Wrote:Your first sensation of free will is the urge to knock over that cup filled with pens so they spill everywhere
fuckers
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You tentatively reach a wing towards the cup of pens......careful now......
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RADICAL. This feat of FREE WILL earns you +4 FW POINTS.
Dragon Fogel Wrote:>Start practicing origami on those papers!
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Suddenly you have the third idea you've ever had.
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You sure hope this works.........
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PERFECT!
+5 FW POINTS
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What now?