Re: Business Bird
11-28-2011, 09:00 PM
Schazer Wrote:Quick! Give yourself a name so you don't get ruthlessly slaughtered by the true protagonist of this story!
Sadly, you lack the FREE WILL to give yourself a name. Right now you have about as much free will as a very slow baby.
Wheat Wrote:Your first sensation of free will is the urge to knock over that cup filled with pens so they spill everywhere
fuckers
You tentatively reach a wing towards the cup of pens......careful now......
RADICAL. This feat of FREE WILL earns you +4 FW POINTS.
Dragon Fogel Wrote:>Start practicing origami on those papers!
Suddenly you have the third idea you've ever had.
You sure hope this works.........
PERFECT!
+5 FW POINTS
What now?