Jackbot: Partial Eclipse

> Listen for the sound of hissing hydrogen. Test to see if your voice sounds squeakier.

That is incredibly silly! First of all, there's no water in the reservoir. That the whole reason this is a problem in the first place. If there were, you could use electrolysis to make hydrogen and oxygen and use the hydrogen in fusion. Honestly, this would be a lot less complicated than repairing the annihilation plant. For that matter, it would also mean you wouldn't have to rely on your internal batteries either, instead using your fancy schmancy Class Three nanofusion plant to generate an effectively unlimited amount of energy for yourself.

Of course, your GENIUS designers HAD to have their MILITARY BASE in a place that would become a radioactive wasteland.

Well, you suppose all bad touches must come to an end.

Speaking of, maybe you'd better deal with this IRONHIDE MONKEY before it gets uppity.