WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA N5: nothing happened

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WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA N5: nothing happened
Re: WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA N1: Some book died
Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

Daybreak comes but it’s hard to tell BECAUSE YOU ARE SITLL TRAPED IN THA FOREST.

In any case you all find that nothing much ahs really chanced or anything. But you do hear a quite audible smacking noise, like cartoonishly loud, as htough someone had just finished some delicious meal or whatever.

The ghost of Kerfufle Winkelstein seems to have just finished eating a ghost. IT WAS THE GHOST OF GUY IT SEEMS. As all of you stand around his body, you hear the faint sounds of the Ghostbuster theme playing from his whatever-it-is. It seemed that his body has been beaten up twice or something. It also seems that the air around his is filled with like BAD JUJU or something.

MrGuy was 80’S MUSIC. Although people may or may not find his music obnoxious, HE TOTALLY DIDN’T CARE 80’S MUSIC IS THE BEST. He’s biased because he is 80’s music. In any case, he was just chilling out in the group and shit, really, just got caught up in a situation that was out of his control. But he looked around at the group he was stuck with and was like “I think all these people are like 80’s music.” So it became his goal to MATCH EACH PERSON UP WITH A SONG FROM THE 80’S. If he did so correctly, he would gain IMMENSE SATISFACTION AND IN FACT HIS BONUS GOAL WAS TO CORRECTLY MATCH FOUR SONGS TO FOUR PEOPLE. But he completely failed because he is dumb.

He was a Town DEE-JAAAYYY YEAH-UH and was alligned with town and shit.

It should be noted that if MrGuy had successfully matched a song with someone, it would have granted that person THE POWER OF THE 80’S which really just means that the person would be protected from kills in the same day and the whole next night, which I guess makes him something like a REVERSE-OBLITERATOR. He didn’t know this at all.


Everybody stared at the ghost of Kerfufle.

“Hey, c’mon. Didn’t you see who killed him or whatever?”

The ghost of Kurfifle srugeed. “I was asleep.”

Nobody questions this.

Someone notices that the smell of corpses isn’t as great is it hsould be and it turns out that MISTER VISCERAL’S CORPSE IS MISSING.

Nobody questions this.

Day will end in four days, February 1st, at 5 PM EST I suppose unless I forget again. With 18 alive it takes 10 to lynch, 6 to soft lynch.

It should be noted that we’re going to make use of that vote bot thing. However, none of you will need to keep up with that site thingy because us mods are just gonna cheat and copy and paste from it every once in a while because counting votes is dumb and stupid. Y’all just gotta keep in mind some rules so that the bots count your votes properly or else we will kll you.

To vote properly, it must be boled and it must look like Vote: MalkyTop. The word ‘vote’ gotta be capitalized and shit, and also you gotta use the actual usernames of players, also with the capitalization or whatever intact, whatever it may be. You can color votes and shit, but the color tags gotta be on the outside of the bold tags. That cool bot dude totally xplained it earlier though so I dunno if you guys read that and rmember or whatever I dunno but I think that’s it?

I will also, at the end of each daystart post, have a spoiler. Inside it will contain just data-y bits for the bot. It’s really boring. Don’t look.


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Re: WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA N1: Some book died - by MalkyTop - 01-28-2013, 11:00 PM