Re: WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA D1: Some guy died
01-23-2013, 09:35 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.
"GOTTA WRESTLE!" he said. "GOTTA WRESTLE BEARS!"
This apparent bear-wrestling madness terrified everybody else because anacreon happened to be someone who looked like he really did wrestle bears and b that I mean TOTALLY RIPPED. So everybody else jumped to their respective feet as well and got ready to flee from the clearly-insane anacreon BUT BY DOING THAT THEY WASTED PRECIOUS RUNNING-AWAY TIME AND ANACREON ALREADY SET HIMSELF UPON THE CLOSEST PERSON.
THE UNFORTUNATE PERSON WAS....................................
................................
BERURU.
absoluteCertainty was very quickly put into a headlock or whatever I don't actually know wrestling terms. People stopped preparing to run away and stood around because it was actually really entertaining but not to Beruru. All the while, anacreon was shouting at the top of his lungs the best techniques used to wrestle bears.
Suddenly, someone spoke up.
"That's not a bear."
Anacreon squinted at Beruru.
"It doesn't even look anything like a bear."
Anacreon deflated a little, let go of absoluteCertainty, and then sat down very quietly in the back.
With that out of the way, business returned to the usual.
Also of note, Sanzh has now been replaced by TehPilot or something. This isn't related to the event.
EVENT
While people were doing like boring talks and shit ALL OF A SUDDEN ANACREON JUMPED TO HIS FEET AND LET OUT A MIGHTY ROAR FROM HIS MAGNIFICENT BEARD."GOTTA WRESTLE!" he said. "GOTTA WRESTLE BEARS!"
This apparent bear-wrestling madness terrified everybody else because anacreon happened to be someone who looked like he really did wrestle bears and b that I mean TOTALLY RIPPED. So everybody else jumped to their respective feet as well and got ready to flee from the clearly-insane anacreon BUT BY DOING THAT THEY WASTED PRECIOUS RUNNING-AWAY TIME AND ANACREON ALREADY SET HIMSELF UPON THE CLOSEST PERSON.
THE UNFORTUNATE PERSON WAS....................................
................................
BERURU.
absoluteCertainty was very quickly put into a headlock or whatever I don't actually know wrestling terms. People stopped preparing to run away and stood around because it was actually really entertaining but not to Beruru. All the while, anacreon was shouting at the top of his lungs the best techniques used to wrestle bears.
Suddenly, someone spoke up.
"That's not a bear."
Anacreon squinted at Beruru.
"It doesn't even look anything like a bear."
Anacreon deflated a little, let go of absoluteCertainty, and then sat down very quietly in the back.
With that out of the way, business returned to the usual.
Also of note, Sanzh has now been replaced by TehPilot or something. This isn't related to the event.