Pics or it Didn't Happen [Photoventure]

>Okay, fine, just open the window then.

Also, put on an eyepatch.

> Do some math.

You do some math to figure out how wide and how far away the moon would have to be if it were to be an accurate analogy of how wide and far away we are compared to the sun. You conclude that it's way too close and way, way too large to be anything accurate. You experience a brief sensation of being nothing but a tiny speck wiling away your insignificant little blip of a life on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

> Better put on a coat! (also that hat while you're at it)

You grab a coat at random and put it on to amuse some people on the internet.

Now you're wearing a hat, a coat, an eyepatch, a tie, and a pen. Do you think maybe you're wearing enough things now?

Wait, you said something about a mysterious box. Try opening it again!

Ah, the box of mysteriousness, also known as ThinkGeek's "Magic IQ Gift Box". You'd love to try opening it, but you've got no idea how. It's supposedly openable with no tools or anything, but you've never been able to manage it. You wonder if anyone on the internet has any ideas.

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