Re: WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA GAME WILL START SOON
01-22-2013, 03:45 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.
The people were all interested in hunting paranormal things (actually that’s a lie not all of them this story is falling appart already) but it’s like REALLY BORING apparently paranormal things are hard to find.
In any case, one night, everybody camped out. But in the morning SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED.
…............................................... .......
….............
….KERFUFLE WINKELSTEIN WAS KILLED.
Nobody actually cared though, really. Until they realized that the dear Kerfufle was their only guide and nobody else knew how to get out of the paranormal forest.
There was a little panicking involved.
Suddenly THE VOICE OF KERFUFLE AROSE.
“Stop screaming.”
HE WAS A GHOST
There was a little more panicking and screaming but not as much because everybody was tired out from the first time around and shit.
A little while later, Kerfufle started explaining.
“I was murdered.”
No shit.
“Some paranormal creatures must’ve snuck into our group and travelled with us all this way. They came into my tent and killed me, goddamn sons of bitches.”
That’s cool. Can you take us out of the forest now?
“What? Don’t you want to avenge me? Look, we still have the same number of people in the PARANORMAL HUNT TOUR GROUP, the murderers are probably still here! Hunt them out!”
Um, nah, no thanks, I don’t really....
“If you don’t do it, then I won’t guide you out.”
After a little while of deliberation, the group all decided it was probably best to find the ones who killed Kerfufle and avenge his death.
Someone asked how they would even know if they killed the murderers.
“Oh, you know, ghost things. When you horribly murder them in this forest, I’ll eat their ghosts and then gain most of their knowledge and tell you whether they were one of my murderers or not.”
...Is that really how ghosts worked?
A little bit more discussion and it was agreed that that was generally how ghosts worked. So then everybody sat down in the forest and started their horrible, very long day.
All town and mafia players have a bonus goal. Getting a bonus goal and winning is THE ULTRA BEST YAYYYYY. Winning is nice too, and that's better than losing and getting your bonus win. If you are ultra stinky and stupid then you would lose and not even get your bonus win but IT'S NOT LIKE ANYBODY HERE IS SUCH A LOSER DANG.
List of Live Players
Day 1 ends uhhh four days I guess I actually have no clue. With 20 players alive it takes
I think it's 11.
Fogel help me
GAME START
The famed paranormal investigator Kerfufle Winkelstein set out on a REALLY COOL PARANORMAL HUNT but in order to make money he also was a GUIDE FOR A PUNCH OF PEOPLE. He led them all into a spooky forest. It was full of paranormal things.The people were all interested in hunting paranormal things (actually that’s a lie not all of them this story is falling appart already) but it’s like REALLY BORING apparently paranormal things are hard to find.
In any case, one night, everybody camped out. But in the morning SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED.
…............................................... .......
….............
….KERFUFLE WINKELSTEIN WAS KILLED.
Nobody actually cared though, really. Until they realized that the dear Kerfufle was their only guide and nobody else knew how to get out of the paranormal forest.
There was a little panicking involved.
Suddenly THE VOICE OF KERFUFLE AROSE.
“Stop screaming.”
HE WAS A GHOST
There was a little more panicking and screaming but not as much because everybody was tired out from the first time around and shit.
A little while later, Kerfufle started explaining.
“I was murdered.”
No shit.
“Some paranormal creatures must’ve snuck into our group and travelled with us all this way. They came into my tent and killed me, goddamn sons of bitches.”
That’s cool. Can you take us out of the forest now?
“What? Don’t you want to avenge me? Look, we still have the same number of people in the PARANORMAL HUNT TOUR GROUP, the murderers are probably still here! Hunt them out!”
Um, nah, no thanks, I don’t really....
“If you don’t do it, then I won’t guide you out.”
After a little while of deliberation, the group all decided it was probably best to find the ones who killed Kerfufle and avenge his death.
Someone asked how they would even know if they killed the murderers.
“Oh, you know, ghost things. When you horribly murder them in this forest, I’ll eat their ghosts and then gain most of their knowledge and tell you whether they were one of my murderers or not.”
...Is that really how ghosts worked?
A little bit more discussion and it was agreed that that was generally how ghosts worked. So then everybody sat down in the forest and started their horrible, very long day.
All town and mafia players have a bonus goal. Getting a bonus goal and winning is THE ULTRA BEST YAYYYYY. Winning is nice too, and that's better than losing and getting your bonus win. If you are ultra stinky and stupid then you would lose and not even get your bonus win but IT'S NOT LIKE ANYBODY HERE IS SUCH A LOSER DANG.
List of Live Players
Day 1 ends uhhh four days I guess I actually have no clue. With 20 players alive it takes
I think it's 11.
Fogel help me