Text Adventure Death Game

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Text Adventure Death Game
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Re: Text Adventure Death Game
One hundred.

Two hundred.

Three hundred. Man these bills are crisp.

Four hundred.

Five hundred.

Six oops paper cut! Smarts. Six Hundred.

Seven Hundred.

Eight Hundred.

Nine Hundred. Wow these bills are actually really crisp.

One thousand!

Okay Here you go! You know I have a lot more of these laying around...I wonder...I bet that they would make and AWESOME CEREAL! It would be just like Coco Crispies, Rice Crispies, BENJAMIN CRISPIES!

Let me get my milk! Oh man this is the best idea ever I am so hungry.

Ugh. *cough* Kinda scratches going down. *cough* *cough* oh man yikes is that blood? Oh...oh god I can feel them in my stomach...they're they're STILL CRISP. THEY'RE TOO CRISP.

AGGUH! Curse my gastrointestinal muscles! THESE RAZOR BLADE BILLS ARE CHURNING IN MY STOMACH.

NO MY FRAGILE STOMACH LINING! I NEED THAT TO KEEP ALL THAT ACID AT BAY!

OH GOD THEY CUT THROUGH THE WALLS OF MY STOMACH! ACID IS BURNING MY ORGANS FROM THE INSIDE!

OH NOOO. MY SKIN MY SKIN IS ON FIRE UNDERNEATH. THE ACID IS EATING ITS WAY THROUGH MY FLESH. OH GOD ITS BILE AND BLOOD ALL DRIPPING OUT!

NO MY INTESTINES ARE EXPOSED TO THE AIR. THEY'RE SWELLING UP AND EVISCERATING. EVISCERATING IS WHEN THEY START POURING OUT OF YOUR BODY.

I CAN SEE A BILL. THERE IS A BILL STILL IN MY INTESTINE. NO IT IS SLICING IT AS IT MAKES ITS WAY DOWN. DAMN MY SPECTACULAR INTESTINAL MUSCULATURE. ALL MY FOOD IS POURING OUT OF ME.

NO MY MILK!

WHY! WHY DID I COAT THESE BILLS WITH RAZOR SHARP DIAMONDS? I COULD HAVE JUST USED REGULAR BILLS.

> Use regular bills.


Messages In This Thread
Text Adventure Death Game - by Dragon Fogel - 07-10-2011, 11:57 PM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by MaxieSatan - 07-11-2011, 12:02 AM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by Not The Author - 07-11-2011, 04:52 AM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by Selward - 07-11-2011, 06:16 AM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by Ixcaliber - 07-11-2011, 09:34 AM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by Dragon Fogel - 07-11-2011, 09:24 PM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by MaxieSatan - 07-11-2011, 10:08 PM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by Pinary - 07-21-2011, 11:43 PM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by Dragon Fogel - 08-20-2011, 04:20 AM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by Anomaly - 08-20-2011, 05:37 AM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by mythLeader - 10-31-2011, 09:29 AM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by Dragon Fogel - 11-01-2011, 01:59 AM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by MaxieSatan - 11-01-2011, 09:51 AM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by Schazer - 11-01-2011, 10:39 AM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by Godbot - 11-02-2011, 04:27 PM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by Reecer6 - 11-25-2011, 07:21 AM
Re: Text Adventure Death Game - by btp - 11-26-2011, 10:43 AM