Dreams.

Man, everyone has such cooler dreams than myself. All of my dreams "follow the rules," aka things that may be unlikely to happen but are still feasible in reality.

For example the last dream I remember having was about being in a relationship with my high school crush and nobody approving in the slightest. The majority of the dream was a Skype conversation, whose highlights are listed below:

-I built and screencapped a quote in minecraft, but ended up butchering it.
-I excused myself once to head inside (I was skyping from my driveway, apparently? It was the summertime, so my laptop was overheating and I had to dodge a bee on my way inside the house).
-We joked around about how the snow around Disney's Matterhorn looks sort of like a bunch of ghosts (it probably doesn't, although some ghosts are just white mounds)
-I accidently copypasta'd a smiley-filled piece of spam about the 4th of July several times while she was away, but the Skype conversation cleared at 7pm somehow? Then we resumed talking.
-She mentioned at some point that despite how everyone else had felt about it, nobody had asked her how she felt about being in a relationship with me (Dream me was afraid to ask after that, lol he's so realistic).

Then I woke up.

All I want is bubblegum bazooka-zooka bubblegum one dream where a volcano sprouts from the floor or some shit, is that so much to ask?