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If btp is still in a ren fair haze, you could probably sell him anything.

This thing isn’t even up to elementary school science fair standards, much less ren faire standards! You think you’ve humiliated yourself in front of quite enough of your fellow forumites so far today. Although that hasn’t stopped you yet… you'll keep an eye out for him.

>To save space, see if you can compress the armor into an image file somehow.

‘Kay.



Well, it’s flatter now, but you don’t know how you’re going to get it back out of there.

>Find some unsuspecting sap to sell the armor to.

You drag the image down to general square. “Armor here! Get yer armor here! Very nearly intact, never been worn! Guaranteed to protect you from such dangers as rampaging butterflies, light rains, and bird droppings! Armor here! Get yer armor here!”

Surprisingly nobody seems to want your Completely Moronic Spiked Cardboard Armor of Excruciating Uselessness. You can’t imagine why that might be. Not even btp. Sigh. Wait! An idea strikes you! You drag your CMSCAoEU to Cool Shit Alley.
You approach the Adventure Theater labeled “Hiphop Squirrel Epidemic: Chinese Cardboard Revolution.” Entering, you find that you’re not the only one who thought of this. You promptly drop off the armor. Brilliant. Now, it can be completely useless for someone else!

You're not entirely sure how you just did that. You finish your taco as you figure out what to do next.

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GreyGabe
Level 5 Forumite
XP: 62/500
HP: 37/50 (Shaken)
MP: 20/20 (Mystically Delicious)
SP: 17/20 (Mostly Sane)
CP: 39/100 (Kind of Chatty)
Strongliness: Average (1)
Stalwartness: Passable (3)
Swiftness: Decent
Wisdomosity: Average (3)
Charm: Poor (1)
Luck: Average (1)

Internets: 12
Cookies: 4

Status Effects:
Grass Green Hair: Increases affinity with plants.