Hip-Hop Squirrel Epidemic: Chinese Cardboard Revolution

Open up a taco stand. Surely the money raised will allow you to upgrade to duck tape armor.

You decide the best course of action is to open up a taco stand. Though initially you were just raising money to upgrade to duct tape armour, you started to enjoy life as a taco vendor. You began to take pride in the tacos you were making and eventually you got good enough to earn the coveted blue rosette for China's Best Taco Stand. It takes you almost two years but now you feel satisfied you have done justice to the noble profession of taco vending and are ready to move on with your life. If only you could remember what the hell you were doing in the first place.



"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" hisses the boss squirrel, who over the last two years has grown rather impatient.



Oh yeah, now you remember. You were fighting the hip hop squirrels and had just managed to recruit a squadron of aforementioned squirrels to your side with the slickest rhymes that have ever been dropped. So erm. What now?