Jackbot: Partial Eclipse

Say yes to mess with Tarty.

[Gear's CRFT +2]

timorousCollective: Sorry, some of us don't have a server for a brain. Run that by me again?
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: UUUUUUGH. FINE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I HAVE SIX HOURS OF JUICE LEFT.
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: IT IS THE MATTER FEED
timorousCollective: Matter feed?
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: AS OPPOSED TO THE ANTIMATTER FEED, MORON
timorousCollective: I'm aware what the matter feed is, but I don't see why it would break before the antimatter feed.
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: ARE YOU KIDDING
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: NO SERIOUSLY ARE YOU JOKING ABOUT THIS
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: THEY OVERENGINEERED THE FUCK OUT OF THE ANTIMATTER FEED
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: IT'S QUINTUPLE REDUNDANT YOU ASTOUNDINGLY IGNORANT SLUT
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: BECAUSE IF IT BREAKS WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: LET ME RESTATE THAT: IF THE ANTIMATTER FEED BROKE THERE WOULD NOT BE A BODY TO RECOVER
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: OR FOR THAT MATTER, A TARTARUS
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: IT WOULD BE A FUCKING CRATER
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: PROBABLY STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE MANTLE
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: WHICH WILL BE FUN
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: AND BY 'FUN' I MEAN IT WOULD DESTROY THE BIOSPHERE
timorousCollective: Right. So we're cannibalizing another feed from the Array's fusion plants? What happens when we run out?
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: NOT MY PROBLEM
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: MY PROBLEM IS TO USE RESOURCES AT HAND TO KEEP TARTARUS ONLINE
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: UNFORTUNATELY, THAT INCLUDES THE ANTIMATTER PLANT
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: CENTRAL PRISON
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: WHICH, MIGHT I REMIND HER HIGHNESS, KEEPS THINGS IN CHECK THAT NOT EVEN THE BATSHIT BOYS IN NOVA WANTED UNLEASHED UPON BASE EARTH
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED IT IS KIND OF FUCKING IMPORTANT THAT THIS SHIT REMAINS UNFLIPPED
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: OH, AND A SINGLE, LIMITED, MORONIC THIRD-CIRCLE AVATAR OF A DEFECTIVE BIOWEAPON
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: THAT THEY WON'T EVEN ALLOW ME THE PLEASURE OF MINDWIPING
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: SO THAT I COULD GET A COMPETENT ASSISTANT
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: IN SHORT
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: ARRAY
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: HYDROGEN FEED
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: REPLACE PARTS RX-78 AND C-35
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: IT IS NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: IT IS ANTIMATTER PLANT SAFETY
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: WHICH IS A HELL OF A LOT MORE TETCHY.
TARTARUS CONTROL AI: GET TO IT.