Boxborg's Webquest [Textastic]

>Start to wonder if you can really trust these voices in your head. Especially the ones telling you to kill.

Wait, you mean that’s not a thing that’s okay? Hmm… well, you don’t want to be a bad person-like thing…

> Don't listen to him. We're your friends.

But this guy does make a really good point. Hmm… you think this is what they call a “Mortal Laundry.”

>Technically, this meta-ness is also a meme! Create a meta-recursive tear in the world.

Wut? You hear a loud sound kind of like a hundred trees very quickly growing in reverse. You’re sure it’s nothing that will have any consequences for you, though.

>Wander the hills in search of more things. Maybe ask about the Giggle Ore-Culler next time, stupid.

Oh, yeah. You’ll do that next time! But maybe cut down on the hurtful words? The hurtful words kinda… they kinda make you want to see the red stuff again. They kinda make you want to just go crazy and get the red stuff all over.
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You pick a random direction and stump along.

What’s this? It’s a kitty!

The kitty is wearing glasses and a bowtie, and is sitting at a desk in front of a blackboard. It looks up when you approach.

“Tell a potassium joke? K.”

…What?

“Argon walks into a bar. Barman says “get out”. Argon doesn’t react.”

…What?

“What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.”

…What? You ask if he knows anything about the Goopy Bicycle.

“Tell a nitric oxide joke? NO.”

You decide to ignore the confusing kitty and look around instead. Hey, what’s going on over here?
There’s a big glowing orange circle on the back of the blackboard (actually, on this side it’s a whiteboard, but still). The orange circle looks like a hole! But it doesn’t go through the board, it goes somewhere else! Neat. Looking closer, there are some squigglies written to one side. Uhhh…

The cake is a lie.

You’re pretty sure this says:

Who’s awesome? You’re awesome!

Yeah, that’s what you think. Oh well, you’re sure none of this is important. You walk around to the other side again. Hmm… should you try to get any information out of the kitty? He seems pretty smart, even if he does say a lot of things that don’t make any sense to you. On second thought, maybe you would have more luck elsewhere… decisions, decisions…