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<PickYerPoison> LP, do you want funny songs with blatant mafia overtones
<elpie> Yes
<PickYerPoison> <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlDGFrP4NgI">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlDGFrP4NgI</a><!-- m -->
<elpie> Wait no
<elpie> You're not Pines
<elpie> Go away
<@Pinary> Now, how about a funny song with blatant mafia overtones?
<@Pinary> <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlDGFrP4NgI">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlDGFrP4NgI</a><!-- m -->
<elpie> No go away
* elpie (~marisang@129.133.210.231) Quit (Quit: elpie)
<@Pinary> Way to go, PIPE
<@Pinary> Sheesh
<@Pinary> This was clearly the wrong excellent song for the occasion
<@Pinary> It's not like he's studying Italian or anything
<PickYerPoison> You suck D:<
* PickYerPoison busts your knee caps
<@Pinary> Not my kneecap collection!
* @Pinary had Elvis' left kneecap in there
<PickYerPoison> It's been sitting on MY shelf for FAR TOO LONG!
<@Pinary> You could have just said something!
<@Pinary> Your shelf is just way nicer than mine
<@Pinary> And I can't afford a better one right now
<PickYerPoison> I can't argue that your shelf is a total dump, that's true.
<@Pinary> I would've moved them if you'd just asked :(
<PickYerPoison> I mean, remember when you tried to put that jar of pickles on it a few weeks ago, and it just collapsed?
<@Pinary> Ugh, don't remind me
<PickYerPoison> Hah, the whole room smelled like pickles for /days/
<@Pinary> The floor STILL tastes like dill.
<PickYerPoison> At least the dogs aren't licking it constantly anymore, they must've gotten most of it out.
<@Pinary> Nah, I just poured a bit of tequila on top
<@Pinary> They're passed out in the bathtub
<@Pinary> Lightweights
<PickYerPoison> Oh, I was wondering about that.
<PickYerPoison> I thought you'd just given them one of your rough baths.
<@Pinary> Hell no
<@Pinary> I save those for special occasions
<PickYerPoison> If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - hitting them on the head with a brick is /not/ an acceptable method.
<@Pinary> Hey, it's festive!
<PickYerPoison> Only when you hit them with one with christmas lights on it!
<@Pinary> Well maybe if SOMEONE wouldn't keep tangling up my christmas lights
<PickYerPoison> Hey, I SAID I was sorry. I fell down the stairs with them.
<PickYerPoison> What was I supposed to do, NOT lash them against the banister and try to slow my fall?
<@Pinary> I don't know, maybe you could've tried FLYING a bit?!
<PickYerPoison> Because that worked SO WELL the last time I tried it!
* PickYerPoison mimes an airplane crashing
* PickYerPoison then mimes a massive explosion
<@Pinary> Hey, we fixed the car!
<PickYerPoison> But not the airplane.
<@Pinary> At least the barbecue still works most of the time.
<@Pinary> And the airplane was a piece of crap anyway, we both know it.
<PickYerPoison> Yeah, can't really argue there.
<PickYerPoison> Nearly fell apart when we hit the sound barrier anyway.
<@Pinary> Haha, yeah
<@DragonFogel> Okay. I need about 800 more words to meet my target for the night.
<@Pinary> Scared that cat, remember?
<@DragonFogel> They're coming, gradually.
<@Pinary> Anyway, I'm going to hit the hospital, I don't want to end up in a wheelchair for the rest of my life
<PickYerPoison> ...oh, OH! You meant GO to the hospital!
<PickYerPoison> Yeah, that's a much better way of not ending up in a wheelchair.
<@Pinary> What? No, you dislocated my knees, I need to pop them back into their sockets.
<PickYerPoison> Oh. Well, have fun! Get me some lollipops. I like the green ones best.
<@Pinary> Will do!
* @Pinary exits the scene
<PickYerPoison> (Isn't it great how we both do improv?)