Boxborg's Webquest [Textastic]

You begin stomping in a westerly direction, despite a slight desire to go south. And possibly east at the same time you go west. You ignore your conflicting urges, though, and continue on your way. You hum a little song as you go. You're not sure how you're doing this, as you lack vocal cords and also have never heard music, ever. The land eventually begins to become rougher, becoming slight rises and eventually full-on hills. Beyond these hills, the land continues to rise up even higher, until it looks like it goes all the way into the sky! Arching above the mountains is a Double Rainbow. What could it mean? Soon something else pops up that fascinates you: A piece of wood, with stuff on it!

Danger: Foothills of Meme lie ahead. Travelers should avoid wild memes, as they can be dangerous.

Hmm… you don’t know what all of those funny squigglies mean. But, if you had to guess, you would probably guess that it says:

Welcome! Candy and fun sunshiney wonderment lie ahead! And also maybe the Goofy Barnacle?

But maybe that is just wishful thinking. Looking around, you sure don’t see any candy. You do see what looks like a Cave in the side of a nearby hill, though. And you think you see things wandering about off in the distance. Should you check out the Cave, wander around the Hills, or head off into the higher mountainy places? Or you guess you could go somewhere else. It’s not like you get tired of walking, lacking actual muscles, and between your lack of intellect and the novelty of, well, everything, you don’t really get bored! So, what do?