This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff

Apparently me improvising is popular! So here is a little bit more.

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Spoiler<Schazer> how about
<Schazer> sunny afternoons
<Pancakes> :>
<Schazer> with chromosome mapping revision
<Aryogaton> SCIENCE
<Godbot> no, no, aryo
* Schazer slaps Aryo
<Godbot> this isn't SCIENCE
<Godbot> it's regular boring ol' science
<Schazer> it's MURDER
<Aryogaton> SLAPCIENCE
<PickYerPoison> Do I have to go through the chart again?
<PickYerPoison> Sigh. Roll the tape.
<PickYerPoison> WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE MORE YOU KNOW
<PickYerPoison> SPECIAL KIDS EDITION.
<PickYerPoison> More and more reports are flooding in, and the evidence is unmistakeable. Kids these days don't know shit 'bout science!
<PickYerPoison> Let's start with the basics, shall we?
* PickYerPoison starts pointing at a whiteboard with diagrams.
<PickYerPoison> You have two types of science - regular boring science and SCIENCE, the exciting kind.
* PickYerPoison points to a guy in a labcoat.
<PickYerPoison> Regular science is what real scientists do. When you see the scientific method being applied, this is "boring science," or "regular science."
* PickYerPoison points to a maniacally laughing man firing a doom laser.
<PickYerPoison> SCIENCE is what the COOL scientists do. When you smell smoke, feel a burning sensation in your extremities, or see or hear explosions, there is an eighty-seven point five two nine three percent, weighted, chance that you are within a four mile proximity of SCIENCE.
<PickYerPoison> I hope this has been an informative lesson to all of you children. Next time, we will discuss the difference between "school" and "old school."

Also a bit of Schazer chiming in that is funny but not fitting with THE MORE YOU KNOW SPECIAL KIDS EDITION

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Spoiler* PickYerPoison starts pointing at a whiteboard with diagrams.
<Schazer> "this is a whiteboard!"
<Schazer> "it is white because it reflects most of the visible light spectrum!"