Consistency

Crack two eggs, blend and pour into the pan. Add bacon.

Okay, yeah, that should work. You take out the eggs, you take out the bacon, and get cooking, and a few minutes later, you have...

Wait a minute. This isn't a jetpack at all. It's just some eggs and some bacon.

Well, that's just great. How are you going to explain this to the ambassador?

What is that certain je ne sais quoi?

It's a fish. Can't you tell? Why would you think it was anything else?

I mean, yeah, the reviews are all calling Je Ne Sais Quoi "mysterious" and all that, but really, it's just a painting of a fish. I didn't even have a name for it, I just told a French guy I didn't know what the name was and now it's gotten all out of hand. People are trying to kill me over a goddamn picture of a fish.

I just hope the ambassador gets me that jetpack soon so I can get out safely. But until I hear back from him, I can't do much except wait.

So how am I going to pass the time?

A spoonful of human flesh makes the medicine go down.

No kidding. One bottle in ten million turns out to have a big chunk of human flesh in it, and the next thing you know, the stock price for Pharmdrugs Inc. is plummeting like a rock.

You've got to turn this around, and fast. The only option you can see is contacting the ambassador. He can get you some good publicity in a hurry, maybe even a jetpack if you're lucky.

The only thing is, he's going to want something in exchange, and he won't settle for just money - not that you can spare much of that right now anyways. So what are you going to offer him?

I believe in Sniffing out food
But don't love the return


where?

Yeah, okay, you've written the message. Hopefully you remembered enough of the code so that the ambassador will understand it.

The thing is, you still have to get this to him without being noticed. It would be easy if you had a jetpack, but unfortunately, you don't any more. So how are you going to contact him?

> Answer your Mother, the presidential boss mayor.

Yeah, might as well. Unsurprisingly, she wants to get in touch with the ambassador for some reason, and she's telling you to go over and set up a meeting.

You don't even know why she calls you about these things; you're not involved in politics in the slightest. You're just a down-on-your-luck jetpack repairman. Turns out not that many people have jetpacks, who knew?

Oh well, might as well get this over with. The embassy's all the way across town. How are you going to get there?

Quickly retrieve arms from medicine cabinet.

Good idea. With all the publicity over that human flesh, management's going to crack down on your little hobby if they find out about it. And then you can forget about ever being able to afford a jetpack.

You take the arms out of the closet. You're going to have to forget about your little deal with the ambassador; it's just not worth the risk. Better to dispose of these entirely.

But how are you going to do that without anyone noticing?