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slowly give to them the torment they give me

So you slightly irk them by coexisting in the same general space as them?


or are we dealing with superflies here

Australian flies are the size of small cats.
so, yeah.
Superflies

Not quite, that only happens south (where I am funnily enough). No where agen is the flies conglomerate into balls of buzzing pain and fury and fly around knocking small children over for fun.

These aren't superflies, no they're organised and dangerous. Think one confused teenager with a chaingun as opposed to several thousand members of a mafia with pistols. What's worse. It's the mafia. The fly mafia Wheat, agen deals with the fly mafia. They come to her house and threaten to break her legs if she doesn't pay them some ludicrous amount of money. They send her disembodied mantis heads in the mail. They light her blender on fire constantly when she is trying to make a smoothie. They threaten to sell her into the sex trade if she doesn't take their drugs.

So yes, a small amount of payback is in order. These aren't superflies, they're super-dick flies.

This isn't even accounting for the rival gang of biker bugs. Mosquitoes.

What is wrong with Australia