Re: Mafia: The Last Resort [D4: Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Dust
10-27-2011, 10:40 PM
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...well ok I suppose I can handle that. One sec, gonna go and find where I put that moustache...
So, um, would anybody like to unvote me? Pretty please? We're so going to win anyway, so unvoting me would just speed it up a little...
Also Wojj can I interest you in a brochure of ours? I mean, I don't know if you're interested at all since you're a bit of a wildcard, but if there's any survivor-esque implications to your role I guarantee you now that our product wil enable you to net a clean and easy win with our obviously superior side for a very competitive price! All you have to do is play some votes right at endgame and I'm sure we won't slaughter you mercilessly or anything like that.
...or maybe you're the SK? In which case, um, yeah, forget about the brochure. We'll just make sure you get mercilessly slaughtered at some point...
...or maybe you're just town now and am finding me somewhat obnoxious? Well, that's a problem that can be solved by, hmm, let's see, how about some nice merciless slaughter? That'd work, hey?
...or maybe you're a scum buddy and I'm only writing this because I need to hide a coded message or something and a really long and winey post seems like a good idea given the advanced nature of the hour...
...well ok I suppose I can handle that. One sec, gonna go and find where I put that moustache...
So, um, would anybody like to unvote me? Pretty please? We're so going to win anyway, so unvoting me would just speed it up a little...
Also Wojj can I interest you in a brochure of ours? I mean, I don't know if you're interested at all since you're a bit of a wildcard, but if there's any survivor-esque implications to your role I guarantee you now that our product wil enable you to net a clean and easy win with our obviously superior side for a very competitive price! All you have to do is play some votes right at endgame and I'm sure we won't slaughter you mercilessly or anything like that.
...or maybe you're the SK? In which case, um, yeah, forget about the brochure. We'll just make sure you get mercilessly slaughtered at some point...
...or maybe you're just town now and am finding me somewhat obnoxious? Well, that's a problem that can be solved by, hmm, let's see, how about some nice merciless slaughter? That'd work, hey?
...or maybe you're a scum buddy and I'm only writing this because I need to hide a coded message or something and a really long and winey post seems like a good idea given the advanced nature of the hour...