Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

but I'm not wearing any shoes

so um

I was going to say "we've got off on the wrong foot" but in light of the above it seems like a terrible idea

because now that I've put my fo- oh for heaven's sake look sorry shouldn't have tried to talk down someone with a gun but I'm worried, that's all, that and curious, honestly, about the backstory, the history, the reasons why you're in this position you're in

um

are you sure you're okay?

alternatively I promise to give you my wallet if you agree to tell me more about your past that might work out nicely for the both of us mostly for you because I seriously think you need help

also you're sort of not my type, but in a good way

gosh I should not have just said that