GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN

GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN
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Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN
Quote:Dear GAC,

I'm a long-time reader, first-time writer. Lately, someone on my interdimensional mail route (name omitted - ed.) has been waiting outside a certain pocket dimension every day to deck me in the face. It's not even his address! He just waits there to punch me and then goes home. Then when I visit his dimension, he just takes his mail with a smile like nothing's happened.

I've tried coming in late or early, but he waits outside in the endless void with a lawn chair and a smoldering pile of newspapers. I can't go on dealing with this, but I can't quit my job, either! What do I do?

Thanks in advance!

- The Courier

I have two suggestions for you. Either you

A) Create a Battle to the death and live off of the profits, or to simply flaunt in the puncher's face.

or

B) If all else fails, PUNCH BACK.
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Messages In This Thread
GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by TimeothyHour - 10-23-2011, 11:01 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Solaris - 10-23-2011, 11:05 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by TimeothyHour - 10-23-2011, 11:32 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Dragon Fogel - 10-23-2011, 11:41 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Schazer - 10-23-2011, 11:45 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by TimeothyHour - 10-24-2011, 12:09 AM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Godbot - 10-24-2011, 12:21 AM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by TimeothyHour - 10-24-2011, 12:30 AM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Dragon Fogel - 10-24-2011, 02:26 AM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Ixcaliber - 10-24-2011, 03:21 AM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by AgentBlue - 10-24-2011, 01:36 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Woffles - 10-24-2011, 06:14 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by TimeothyHour - 10-26-2011, 10:37 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Ixcaliber - 10-26-2011, 10:41 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Schazer - 10-26-2011, 11:00 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by TimeothyHour - 10-26-2011, 11:30 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Ixcaliber - 10-26-2011, 11:39 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Solaris - 10-26-2011, 11:42 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Jacquerel - 10-26-2011, 11:47 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Dragon Fogel - 10-27-2011, 12:05 AM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by AgentBlue - 10-27-2011, 12:22 AM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by TimeothyHour - 10-27-2011, 12:41 AM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Ixcaliber - 10-27-2011, 12:47 AM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by AgentBlue - 10-27-2011, 01:10 AM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by MaxieSatan - 10-27-2011, 12:03 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Schazer - 10-27-2011, 12:24 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Dragon Fogel - 10-27-2011, 05:00 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by TimeothyHour - 10-27-2011, 11:24 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by Pinary - 10-27-2011, 11:45 PM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by AgentBlue - 10-28-2011, 01:59 AM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by AgentBlue - 11-02-2011, 05:59 AM
Re: GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN - by btp - 11-06-2011, 07:48 PM