GRANDMASTER ADVICE COLUMN

Dear GAC,

I'm a long-time reader, first-time writer. Lately, someone on my interdimensional mail route (name omitted - ed.) has been waiting outside a certain pocket dimension every day to deck me in the face. It's not even his address! He just waits there to punch me and then goes home. Then when I visit his dimension, he just takes his mail with a smile like nothing's happened.

I've tried coming in late or early, but he waits outside in the endless void with a lawn chair and a smoldering pile of newspapers. I can't go on dealing with this, but I can't quit my job, either! What do I do?

Thanks in advance!

- The Courier

I have two suggestions for you. Either you

A) Create a Battle to the death and live off of the profits, or to simply flaunt in the puncher's face.

or

B) If all else fails, PUNCH BACK.