Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

I have even less idea of what's going on than when the day started.

DP and Wheat have entered into a drinking contest. Wheat has gotten wasted and revealed what everyone already knew: He's a regular bartender who wants to take our money.

The country of TOWNZIA (where the game is taking place) was previously under CIVIL WAR. This CIVIL WAR was going to be fought though the use of murderdogs, with each citizen getting their own dog and chance to breed it. During this time the citizens became attached to their dogs.

Then at the start of the day GRANOLAMAN made a grab for the murderdogs of the citizens of townzia. MALKYTOP appeared and started to protest this grab, but was assassinated. Shortly after, Granolaman revealed himself as some sort of evil-robot-making dognapper/neuterer and unleashed a hoard of neuterbots.

Meanwhile Paranoia was calling for a hero.

Most of the active citizens of townzia defended their murderdogs through a variety of means. I used the combined powers of THE ROCK and VAN DIESEL (the former of which got neutered and the latter then absconded with his eviscerated junk), Sruix built a fort, DF talked about the color Ube, and various players did various other things.

Granola also sent out NEUTERMECH no1. which was defeated by Surix's dog Peridot, and my dog Sapphire. Both dogs earned an evolution, but Surix opted out.

The dogs that weren't defended were then stolen by Granolaman.

Malky came back as a ghost.

Gene was kind of a dick.

I stole Malky's bones.

Wheat and DP kept drinking.

Granolaman reappeared with the captured dogs and started boasting about immortality and some nonsense in his new and improved NEUTERMECH. Gene died.

Sapphire evolved into a MURDERWOLF. Malky possessed her.

Paranioa declared MalkyWolf the "hero" he had been looking for. The civil war was effectively over because of the greater evil of granolaman.

Malky and Granola were going to duke it out.

Schazer talked a bunch of garbage about spiders.

Malky freaked out and ran away from the fight.

I said "ugh" a bunch and started to preform an exorsism on MalkyWolf by reading a book of complements.

Meanwhile people started to realize the deadline for the day was close and started making random lynches.

and now there's the sound of a muscle car driving up in the distance...wait what?