RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-26-2013, 06:40 PM
EVENT
Who said you could talk about things? Shit's goin down son!
In the distant fields of the GRANOLA RANCHES the various ennuidic members of townzia hear a low rumbling followed by a much louder crashing and exploding sound. Those paying attention enough to look up see a COLOSSAL(ER) NEUTERMECH MK. II rise out of the smouldering Granola facilities. Inside, they see the captured Murderdogs toiling away on electro treadmills, powering the gargantuan robot. A loud speaker folds out of the mech's head.
"FOOLS! WITH THE POWER OF THESE MURDERDOGS MY NEUTERMECH WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE! DOG-BASED IMMORTALITY SHALL BE MINE!"
With those loud and cliched words, Granolaman stomps through Townzia on a Murder-fueled Murder-rampage. Rebel and Town properties alike are crushed beneath the murderous Neuterboots. Fortunately, the mech is notoriously slow and easy to dodge, unless your fellow town members were already busy tying you to the gallows...
Genetixientist was a LITTLE GIRL WITH A BLOOD RED LOLIPOP, WHICH SHE COULD USE TO HYPNOTIZE THE HELL OUT OF ONE UNSUSPECTING JERK EACH NIGHT, EITHER TO KILL FOR HER TEAM OR TO VISIT SOMEONE OF HER CHOOSING.
SHE WAS PART OF A MAFIA FACTION.
The rest of the town beats a hasty retreat into the laboratory while Granola awkwardly scraps GX off of the Neuterboot. The survivors argue about what to do next and how to deal with the Neutermech and who's pedigree is superior when the blue-glowing Murderdog suddenly glows a lot brighter and grows a lot bigger.
EVENT x2
SAPPHIRE HAS EVOLVED INTO SAFFEAR THE MURDERWOLF. SAFFEAR HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY MALKYTOP.
"Well" someone says, "That could work."
Who said you could talk about things? Shit's goin down son!
In the distant fields of the GRANOLA RANCHES the various ennuidic members of townzia hear a low rumbling followed by a much louder crashing and exploding sound. Those paying attention enough to look up see a COLOSSAL(ER) NEUTERMECH MK. II rise out of the smouldering Granola facilities. Inside, they see the captured Murderdogs toiling away on electro treadmills, powering the gargantuan robot. A loud speaker folds out of the mech's head.
"FOOLS! WITH THE POWER OF THESE MURDERDOGS MY NEUTERMECH WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE! DOG-BASED IMMORTALITY SHALL BE MINE!"
With those loud and cliched words, Granolaman stomps through Townzia on a Murder-fueled Murder-rampage. Rebel and Town properties alike are crushed beneath the murderous Neuterboots. Fortunately, the mech is notoriously slow and easy to dodge, unless your fellow town members were already busy tying you to the gallows...
Genetixientist was a LITTLE GIRL WITH A BLOOD RED LOLIPOP, WHICH SHE COULD USE TO HYPNOTIZE THE HELL OUT OF ONE UNSUSPECTING JERK EACH NIGHT, EITHER TO KILL FOR HER TEAM OR TO VISIT SOMEONE OF HER CHOOSING.
SHE WAS PART OF A MAFIA FACTION.
The rest of the town beats a hasty retreat into the laboratory while Granola awkwardly scraps GX off of the Neuterboot. The survivors argue about what to do next and how to deal with the Neutermech and who's pedigree is superior when the blue-glowing Murderdog suddenly glows a lot brighter and grows a lot bigger.
EVENT x2
SAPPHIRE HAS EVOLVED INTO SAFFEAR THE MURDERWOLF. SAFFEAR HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY MALKYTOP.
"Well" someone says, "That could work."