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Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30)
04-25-2013, 02:27 AM
NOOOO NOT JOHNSON'S JOHNSON!!!

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It's...it's okay Dwayne. You'll survive.

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I mean, you already had the wings and pj costume. You know how to get in touch with your emasculated side. And it was for a good cause: Helping imaginary murderdogs wantonly reproduce and not fall prey to a poor disguised murder-meat-market. So, yeah! Everything is on the up and up!

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Well, except your penis.

Speaking of which...

Van?

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Yeah Van, I know. It's sad. It doesn't feel right. Eventually you'll realize there was nothing more you could have done. It's not like you posed in front of the neutermechs for precious seconds while your friend's testicals and external urethral opening were needlessly severed from his crotch proper.

oh wait...

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At least put on some pants. No reason to flaunt your non-handicapped groin.

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There we go. Now lets get ready to rescue some...Van? Van what are you doing?

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Where did that fast and also furious car come from Van?

Van? ...Van don't pick that up.

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VAN! NO VAN! We can use that! There's still a war to fight! Dwayne's loss is not entirely your fault!

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Noooo! VAN DON'T LEAVE!!!

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Van "Vas Deferens" Diesel has FLED with JOHNSON'S JOHNSON!


Well....I was going to try and stage a counter assault, using THE ROCK'S ROCKS as a flag to unite us under; however, apparently Vin Diesel is a dick-thief. (oh wow I have said his name wrong this whole time. The more you know.)

Clearly, Surix, DF, we can't just let this meat-mogul have his way with our pups! WE NEED TO JOIN FORCES! TOWNZIA AND SCHAZARIA ALIGN!

Though I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie already:
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RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30) - by Cat - 04-11-2013, 02:57 AM
RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30) - by btp - 04-16-2013, 02:04 AM
RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30) - by btp - 04-16-2013, 02:30 AM
RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30) - by btp - 04-16-2013, 02:33 AM
RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30) - by btp - 04-16-2013, 03:32 AM
RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30) - by btp - 04-17-2013, 10:37 PM
RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30) - by btp - 04-18-2013, 05:26 AM
RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30) - by btp - 04-19-2013, 01:07 AM
RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30) - by btp - 04-19-2013, 01:08 AM
RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30) - by btp - 04-19-2013, 02:42 AM
RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30) - by btp - 04-19-2013, 02:43 AM
RE: Oh God Why: NIGHT ONE: WOR (27/30) - by Gatr - 04-20-2013, 03:29 PM
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY TWO: LABRADORATORY LIQUIDATION (24/30) - by btp - 04-25-2013, 02:27 AM