Spiteland: New World [Choose Your Destiny]

Olbaid decides to enter the card game between Garurar and toasty by using his MAGICAL DECK THAT ALL LAWYERS CARRY. He teleports over to them and stares at the sun until he gets dealt cards and laughs at them. He then proceeds to piss himself. Why? Nobody will know... Except for everyone because he yells out that ALIENS AND MONSTERS WERE ATTACKING HIS PLACE AND AXED EVERYONE FOR HELP. But because of the space time continuum slapping him with a motorbike, he decides to undo the pee and win the card game.