RE: Spiteland: New World [Choose Your Destiny]
04-22-2013, 02:20 AM
(04-20-2013, 07:51 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »That angry Sock over there looks like he could use some salvation. Ocsar hops over towards Socko and starts chatting with him about how the Church of Melodica is really great and totally not a pyramid scam at all. Oh hey look, I have these forms that you can fill out right now if you want. No pressure.
"Melodica? You know, I think I've heard about her/him/it before. Somewhere. Tell me more!"
"Oh, forms?"
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"I'm not sure I'm actually a legal entity. Guess I could go check with one of the lawyers. Sure is nice we've got so many, isn't it?"
Astonishingly, Socko appears to be totally sincere in this statement.
"Form guy! It's Allen, right? Could I have some legal council over here!"