RE: WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!?!? MAFIA T2 D6: keep your hands inside the ride
04-21-2013, 08:30 PM
DOODLE-DEEDOO-DAH DOOO DEEDLE DOO DAHHHHHHHHH
IT'S THE CIRCUS, THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN. AW YEH, THE CIRCUS, THAT'LS A LOT MORE FUN THAN LYNCHIN' FOLKS.
and look, look, the new attraction is here too! It's the TWO-LEGGED LADY! AMAZING!!!! YOU JUST HAVE TO BUY ALL THE TICKETS!!!!!!!
everybody spends the rest of the day looking at the two-legged lady, only leaving when they realize that night has started AND THEY HADN'T DECIDED WHO TO LYNCH YET.
except when they staggered out of the tent, THEY REALIZED THAT SOMEONE HAD ALREADY DECIDED FOR THEM.
Palamedes was Robin Williams' Chest Hair. He was the sentient chest hair of Robin Williams. Being a large mass of hair, there was not much for him to do. You can't really get a job. People prefer if you shaved. And that's not an option for someone who is all hair. So Palamedes spent his time not actually having a job and instead pretending to be Bigfoot. Of course, this meant that he could use some protection in case anybody got too snoopy and ruined the thing he got going on.
Each night, Palamedes could pretend to be Bigfoot and scare people with murderous intentions away from whoever he decided to patrol around, making him the MAFIA DOCTOR. Those who didn't intend to kill would have their actions go through. Anybody who visited his target would see "bigfoot," regardless of their intentions.
His bonus goal was to advertise Bigfoot without being exposed as a fraud. He had to get four people to see him. He didn't so he's a loser.
night ends two days from now getcher actions in.
IT'S THE CIRCUS, THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN. AW YEH, THE CIRCUS, THAT'LS A LOT MORE FUN THAN LYNCHIN' FOLKS.
and look, look, the new attraction is here too! It's the TWO-LEGGED LADY! AMAZING!!!! YOU JUST HAVE TO BUY ALL THE TICKETS!!!!!!!
everybody spends the rest of the day looking at the two-legged lady, only leaving when they realize that night has started AND THEY HADN'T DECIDED WHO TO LYNCH YET.
except when they staggered out of the tent, THEY REALIZED THAT SOMEONE HAD ALREADY DECIDED FOR THEM.
Palamedes was Robin Williams' Chest Hair. He was the sentient chest hair of Robin Williams. Being a large mass of hair, there was not much for him to do. You can't really get a job. People prefer if you shaved. And that's not an option for someone who is all hair. So Palamedes spent his time not actually having a job and instead pretending to be Bigfoot. Of course, this meant that he could use some protection in case anybody got too snoopy and ruined the thing he got going on.
Each night, Palamedes could pretend to be Bigfoot and scare people with murderous intentions away from whoever he decided to patrol around, making him the MAFIA DOCTOR. Those who didn't intend to kill would have their actions go through. Anybody who visited his target would see "bigfoot," regardless of their intentions.
His bonus goal was to advertise Bigfoot without being exposed as a fraud. He had to get four people to see him. He didn't so he's a loser.
night ends two days from now getcher actions in.