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Submit a Application for Reauditing your Character Stats. Surely you should've been apportioned additional luck for your close escape from the basement-monsters?

Hey yeah! That did seem pretty lucky. You don’t know who to petition about this kind of thing, so you just kind of remark on it out loud.
The lazy and inattentive god that governs your fate gives the cosmic equivalent of a shrug, and says something to the effect of, “Yeah sure whatevs.”

Your Luck increases! Sweet.

Since you’ve got his attention, maybe he could go ahead and give you a few more points, just a—
He tells you to go do something that is both crude and, to your knowledge, anatomically impossible. So you guess no free stat points for you.

>Maybe you can find some help in town. Make yourself some brunch and head out south.

Hop in cart and ride it into Eagle Town.

Nibbling on some toast, you open your Front Door, get some momentum going, and hop in your cart, somehow managing to pull your door closed as you pass through. The front steps are a bit bumpy, and the walk isn’t the most even surface in the world, but it’s that little white-picket fence that really gets in your way. Picking yourself up off your lawn, you can’t help but notice you’ve gotten a couple of funny glances due to your mode of egress. Or maybe they’re just scopin’ your sweet ride.

Is that how the kids put it these days? Or do they prefer “checkin’ your tight wheels”? Whatever.

You pick up your Increasingly Battered Shopping Cart.

You step out of your yard and onto the street.
You are now standing in Eagle Town: User Street. Upstage of your location, Your House is sitting right where you left it. Downstage, you see General Square, where there is much socialization and shopping to be had. Stage left, you see the entrance to Cool Shit Alley, where there’s a number of game houses and adventure theaters. And finally, at stage right, you see Eagle Town’s Administration Buildings.
So… where to?

Stats, yo:

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GreyGabe
Level 5 Forumite
XP: 25/500
HP: 49/50 (Fit as a Fiddle)
MP: 20/20 (Mystically Delicious)
SP: 19/20 (Pretty Much Sane)
CP: 22/100 (Reasonably Attentive)
Strongliness: Average
Stalwartness: Passable
Swiftness: Decent
Wisdomosity: Average (1)
Charm: Poor
Luck: Average (1)

Internets: 12
Cookies: 5