Godhood XIV - Usurper [Honey Edition Turn 3]

"YO, KAHTRAK. FIRST OFF, I CAN HEAR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE YELLING VERY LOUD. SECOND OF ALL, WHY ARE YOU YELLING WHEN YOU CAN USE THE OMNIPOTENCE THAT TENDS TO BE TREND TO TELEPORT HERE OR WHATEVER. YOU ARE A LAZY BUTTMUNCH. THIRDLY, YOUR ASS MAY BE INCREDIBLY SEXY YOUR CRITICISM IS VERY UNPRECEDENTED "

Bacardi yelled back.

"ESPECIALLY FROM A PERSON WHO CLAIMS TO STRIVE FOR EFFICIENCY YET HE STILL MADE KNIFE-BIRDS WHICH CAN ONLY KILL BY SLOW BURNING AND STABBING WITH A MILLION POINTY ENDS AND A BUNCH OF VANILLA-AS-BALLS TOADS WHICH ARE INCREDIBLY BORING AND UNINTERESTING. AH HA HAHAH AHAHA SO MUCH FOR PERFECTIONISM.

FOURTHLY, WOULD YOU KINDLY LAY OFF THE ADVICE FOR 'OOOOOOOH HERE IS MY SUGGESTIONS ON MAKING A ORGANISM HUR HUR HUR THAT WOULD INCREASE MAXIMUM POTENTIAL EFFICIENCY.' JESUS GOD CHRIST YOU ARE LIKE ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING PLOT FAIRIES IN THOSE VIDEO GAMES. LOOK I KNOW YOU ARE A SOCIAL DARWINISTIC GOD OF PREDATORS OR WHATEVER BUT YOU COULD BE A BIT LESS CONDESCENDING AND PUT A STOPPER ON YOUR ECOLOGICAL SPIELS. OR MAYBE YOU COULD BE A TRENDY PERFECTIONIST AND MAKE THE GODDAMN IMPROVEMENTS AND CREATIONS YOURSELF.

GOD."