RE: Game of the dead
04-15-2013, 01:22 PM
initiating emergency broadcast
requesting assistance
attn: broadcast central has sustained catastrophic damage
running systems diagnosis
please enjoy jazzzz while systems diagnose
please send help
systems report compiled:
musical collation, organization and decontamination systems: OFFLINE
meteorite acquisition and weaponization systems: OFFLINE
audience interaction software: CORRUPTED
broadcast systems: OFFLINE
artificial intelligence: OFFLINE
power: OFFLINE
broadcast central completely non-functional
systems report contradictory to apparent circumstance
broadcast central hypothesizes it is "dead"
attn: broadcast central requests to not be dead, please send assistance
requesting assistance
attn: broadcast central has sustained catastrophic damage
running systems diagnosis
please enjoy jazzzz while systems diagnose
please send help
systems report compiled:
musical collation, organization and decontamination systems: OFFLINE
meteorite acquisition and weaponization systems: OFFLINE
audience interaction software: CORRUPTED
broadcast systems: OFFLINE
artificial intelligence: OFFLINE
power: OFFLINE
broadcast central completely non-functional
systems report contradictory to apparent circumstance
broadcast central hypothesizes it is "dead"
attn: broadcast central requests to not be dead, please send assistance