Game of the dead

initiating emergency broadcast

requesting assistance

attn: broadcast central has sustained catastrophic damage

running systems diagnosis

please enjoy jazzzz while systems diagnose

please send help



systems report compiled:
musical collation, organization and decontamination systems: OFFLINE
meteorite acquisition and weaponization systems: OFFLINE
audience interaction software: CORRUPTED
broadcast systems: OFFLINE
artificial intelligence: OFFLINE
power: OFFLINE

broadcast central completely non-functional

systems report contradictory to apparent circumstance

broadcast central hypothesizes it is "dead"

attn: broadcast central requests to not be dead, please send assistance