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Remove Mitts from arms. (They're for hands, silly!)

Equip Mitts in Hand-slot.

You wriggle your elbows out of Your Mitts. No more pretending to be some sort of deformed bird for you, you guess. Still, your elbows were getting a little cramped. You re-equip Your Mitts to your hands, meaning you can punch things better now. And pick up things that would be too hot or too cold otherwise! Win-win.

You are now handed with Your Mitts.

>Turn Boxes into robot

You attempt to build some sort of crude cardboard-based automaton using your Plethora of Cardboard Boxes and a roll of Duct Tape. The end product is awkward and bulky, and also just a bunch of cardboard boxes you taped together. You lack the mysticality or the technical prowess to imbue it with any sort of motive power! You go ahead and command it to unpack itself anyway. Nothing happens. Oh well, worth a shot. Unsurprsingly, this all accomplished nothing more than making the Plethora of Cardboard Boxes even harder to get into.

Pretty entertaining, though!

Roll two dice, then multiply the results together. Let this number be x. Examine box #x.

Rifling through your Gallifreyan Satchel, you somehow manage to come up with a Pair of Dice. You give them a quick roll… you get 3 and 2. The box that you arbitrarily designated as #6 is… currently part of a robot’s arm. Not having any sharp implements on hand, you gnaw through the tape with your teeth. Opening the box you find…

Oh hey! This is where you put your Spellbook. You only know like, three spells, but still. There’s also a few Summon Cards in here. They let you summon things without the need for much mystical prowess. Your summons now include Cyz, Captain Planet, and Francis York Morgan. Okay, you know where you got the first one, but where did the other two… eh, doesn’t matter.

>Examine contents of Personal Chest, then investigate the basement.

> Ride shopping cart down staircase. Equip safety-mitts.

> No wait shit other way around.

You crack open your Personal Chest, where you store pretty much whatever. You can deposit items into it from anywhere in the world, and other people can send you stuff too! It can get a bit cluttered if you don’t clean it out once in a while, but this one’s fairly new, so there’s not much in it. You do find a Less Than Three, a Cute Picture of a Kitty, and a couple of Cookies though!

Less Than Threes can be used to heal yourself if you’re injured. You’re not sure about the science behind it, but apparently some people produce them naturally. You’re not one of those. You can’t even pronounce it right. No matter what you do, you can only say "Less Than Three". Complete with bold typeface. Oh well. They’re fairly plentiful, so you never have too much trouble getting a hold of one. If all else fails you can always run around showing people pictures of cats doing endearing things. Which is where the Cute Picture of a Kitty comes in, of course. They can also restore lost sanity. For some reason they disappear after one use, though, which is kind of weird. You drop all your loot into your Gallifreyan Satchel.

You then head Turnwise to the Basement Door. With some misgivings, you pop it open, grab a hold of your Shopping Cart, get a head of steam going, and hop in just before you hit the stairs. An instant before you go over you suddenly are struck with the desire to equip safety gear of some kind.

Crap.

When you disentangle yourself from the wreckage of your Somewhat Abused Shopping Cart, bruised and battered but otherwise whole, you find yourself in the basement.
It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue. Widdershins of your current location are the Stairs Up. You hold onto your Somewhat Abused Shopping Cart so you won’t lose it.