RE: Spiteland: New World [Choose Your Destiny]
04-13-2013, 11:39 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-13-2013, 12:06 PM by Purple Walrus.)
Name: Dr Bret Screw
Gender: Male Doctor
Race: Dr Supertoaster
Class: Dr Alternative Medic Doctor
Biography: Bert is a Supertoaster that always dreamed of becoming a doctor. Not because he wanted to help people, he was in it for the fame and money. Plus he heard that women find doctors attractive. Unfortunately for him his dream was cut short because he failed his DOCTOR EXAMS. Sure he had no idea how basic human anatomy worked, but Bert thought they were just robot racists.
Not being put down, Bert did the only thing he could do, cheat. He went to a friend of a friend who forged him a doctor certificate, it looked like the real thing. It had the word doctor on it and everything. With this certificate he could get all the babes and money he wanted.
Alas, his dream was cut short once more, because he was wanted for manslaughter for killing his first patient. How was he supposed to know that unscrewing a humans head kills them, humans are weak and badly designed. So he quickly left that stupid, dumb, racist place and came to New World.
Gender: Male Doctor
Race: Dr Supertoaster
Class: Dr Alternative Medic Doctor
Biography: Bert is a Supertoaster that always dreamed of becoming a doctor. Not because he wanted to help people, he was in it for the fame and money. Plus he heard that women find doctors attractive. Unfortunately for him his dream was cut short because he failed his DOCTOR EXAMS. Sure he had no idea how basic human anatomy worked, but Bert thought they were just robot racists.
Not being put down, Bert did the only thing he could do, cheat. He went to a friend of a friend who forged him a doctor certificate, it looked like the real thing. It had the word doctor on it and everything. With this certificate he could get all the babes and money he wanted.
Alas, his dream was cut short once more, because he was wanted for manslaughter for killing his first patient. How was he supposed to know that unscrewing a humans head kills them, humans are weak and badly designed. So he quickly left that stupid, dumb, racist place and came to New World.