RE: Spiteland: New World [Choose Your Destiny]
04-13-2013, 04:23 AM
OH DANG LATE ARRIVAL
Name: Dr. Horatio Hastings, Ph.D.
Gender: Male
Race: 1/2 Lizardman, 1/4 Chupacabra, 1/4 Orca (It's as unfortunate as it sounds.)
Class: Destructive Mathematician
Biography: Before we begin, let's just say that Horatio Hastings is not as much of an expert at math as he is at bullshitting. Yeah, that Ph.D.'s totally legitimate, what are you talking about, no you can't see it go away.
He actually went into the Destructive variety of mathematics after finding the regular variety rather boring. Because hey, what's the point of learning confusing bullshit if you can't use it to blow things up? There is none. He's totally an expert at destructive mathematics, and he definitely didn't just drop out of college after taking a few basic courses. Don't be ridiculous.
And besides, who wouldn't believe a guy who's one-quarter Orca? And who's wearing, y'know, a tie and stuff. He's good at sounding like he knows what he's talking about, in any case - and sometimes, he accidentally succeeds.
Eventually he decided to run away to New World to use his genius to help build up a grand empire, and certainly not just to find new ways to destroy things with basic mathematics. Nope.
Name: Dr. Horatio Hastings, Ph.D.
Gender: Male
Race: 1/2 Lizardman, 1/4 Chupacabra, 1/4 Orca (It's as unfortunate as it sounds.)
Class: Destructive Mathematician
Biography: Before we begin, let's just say that Horatio Hastings is not as much of an expert at math as he is at bullshitting. Yeah, that Ph.D.'s totally legitimate, what are you talking about, no you can't see it go away.
He actually went into the Destructive variety of mathematics after finding the regular variety rather boring. Because hey, what's the point of learning confusing bullshit if you can't use it to blow things up? There is none. He's totally an expert at destructive mathematics, and he definitely didn't just drop out of college after taking a few basic courses. Don't be ridiculous.
And besides, who wouldn't believe a guy who's one-quarter Orca? And who's wearing, y'know, a tie and stuff. He's good at sounding like he knows what he's talking about, in any case - and sometimes, he accidentally succeeds.
Eventually he decided to run away to New World to use his genius to help build up a grand empire, and certainly not just to find new ways to destroy things with basic mathematics. Nope.