Text Adventure Death Game

> Ooh, free garden gnome!

You unlatch the heavy iron gate and let it swing open. You are filled with a sense of immense satisfaction as the garden gnome stumbles blinking into the light after so long trapped inside this awful metal prison.

Unfortunately for you this sense of self satisfaction is short lived as the gnome produces a fist full of daggers and leaps at you, sinking those daggers into your legs. As you go to knock him off he slices at your hand and continues to scale your body. You collapse to the floor and he makes short work of his saviour.

Slipping into the darkness, you guess there was a reason he was locked up after all.

> Sell those fine leather jackets.