This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff

The only time I wore heels was at a funeral because nobody told me there was going to be a fancy shoes requirement. And those were the only fancy shoes any of my relatives had for the lending. I felt like it was going to be my feet's funeral, too. I was one of those assigned to carry the casket for the entire slow ceremony, even up stairs, wearing heels for the first time in my life. The pain was intolerable even just standing.

The fact that you have worn them for days makes you out to be some kind of pain-tolerance godly warrior to my eyes. xD