Spiteland: New World [Choose Your Destiny]

Name: Logalog
Gender: Tree
Race: Tree
Class: Astronaut
Biography: Logalog always wanted to be a lumberjumper, leaping from lumberjack to lumberjack as they floated down the rivers of British Columbia. Unfortunately, tre had a horrible fear of lumberjacks, and tris fathermother said that the only way to cure it was to go to space. Not a very smart fathermother, but Logalog listened to tris parent-tree and went to space anyway. It was hard work getting through space academy as a mighty redwood, but finally, after three hard years, it finally came to light that Logalog was too large to fit in the space shuttle, and tre was kicked out of the space program.

Logalog repaid the space academy by jumping on each and every member of the board of directors.