"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares

Edit:
Another dream I have had plenty of times (and no, NOT lucid. AGAIN.):
It is night and I stand at a T-intersection with a road sign with place names. I can't do a thing, only stand there. I can't properly read the names either.

That sounds either super-tedious or the most bizarrely compelling thing ever.