A Room for 5 [Sigh-nups now!]

Color: Bold Forest Green

Age: 5 Decasweeps (23 years)

Race: Keremu

Name: Squa'anase'ono'matop'oeia or Squa for short.

Bio: Hello there, I am a Keremu, a race which is civilization at its greatest, unlike your pitiful species. My kind usually enjoys privacy and dislikes company, but I am an anomaly in the otherwise normal spectrum of Keremu. I have also been told I can be a little arrogant and coarse at times, but I assure you, the rest of my species is much worse, although they are still better than most humans, dragons, pigeons, animals, robots, maids, Seremathen, Niyu, and... oh if I went on all day I'd cover this page. Anyway, I believe I should win this hotel trip because I am more intelligent than any of your other contenders... and also because I kind of got kidnapped by alien commodity traders and am stuck on Earth.

Stats: Although I believe I possess more than a measly 15 points in intellect alone, I will follow your rules and stick to the sign-up sheet.
Toughness: 2
Intelligence: 9
Agility: 2
Personality: 2

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow: Ah yes, another Monty Python reference, I should've guessed such a barbaric society would consider the repetition of certain phrases of pop culture as a form of humor. I guess next you'll tell me not to cross the streams and then reveal that you're actually my parental guardian.